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Steve

Steve is like… a peaceful song. Almost like the absence of chaos. His soul is peaceful & comforting it’ll make you feel as though there’s no bad in the world. You don’t meet too many people with a soul like that. You should get yourself a Steve because he just might change your life in ways you never thought could be possible. Steve is one of those people you should never let go of.
“Steve is an energy that never dies
by Jusluvbloo July 16, 2023
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Steve Jobs-less

A business leader who pretends to be a thought provoker (innovator) only to secretly align themselves willing patsy (proxy) of an larger agenda that benefits them directly or the groups they’re aligned with for the sole purpose of control and/or greed.

They fear exposure and pivot to join the bandwagon successful business leaders who take calculated risk without worry of corporate judgment or backlash.
Did you hear about Steve Jobs-less over at Company X that required all workers to come back to the office during Covid? Regardless of the fact the company made record profits and higher productivity, all because the President said we should.

As a result, they loss all of their experience workers to other competitors moving away from they old business model and then they suddenly walked back their policy due to revenue loss. They knew they never needed their workers to be the office in the first place, especially with the type of work they do. It’s ridiculous.
by LBtheG May 8, 2022
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Steve

The best borderlands character in everyone's eyes that was mostly seen in the DLC's and the web series "Claptrap Web Series". He is also Claptraps sidekick.
"Steve's favorite saying is HELLOOOOO".
by Dpgames177 May 24, 2023
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Steve Jobs

A who started apple who died from ligma.
James- Did you you know that Steve Jobs died from ligma
Dame- Who's Steve Jobs
James- Ligma balls
by Water_boy April 14, 2022
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Pulled a steve

The act of almost or completely falling back in your chair.
Larry: I noticed jim from accountant almost pulled a steve in the Faculty office.

Dave: They should really give the workers better chairs.
by WACKYJK33 December 29, 2023
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Steve Job

A “Steve Job” is a sexual term mostly used to describe and incomplete sexual act. As if a prostitute were to “stop sucking you off right before you bust a nut” since you never get what you pay for with Apple products.
“I paid that dirty hooker $40 for a BJ and she gave me a Steve Job instead and ran off with my cash!”
by FatBoyJournals January 14, 2022
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Steve

oh look there's Steve going to punch a tree
by Hacker239283 February 21, 2024
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