Spatchcock

To be so thoroughly intoxicated that one is effectively obliterated—experiencing memory loss, impaired judgment, and conspicuously foolish behavior.

Usage: Often used jokingly or self-deprecatingly to describe an extreme loss of composure due to alcohol.

After the party, Will admitted he was completely spatchcocked and spent the next day apologizing.

by Tarantula08 December 31, 2025

Mr Spatchy

One of the Tower Gods who, as long as no drop of matrix is wasted, will insure a bountiful harvest of panels without warped edges and free of contamination. He is said to resemble Jesus in some aspects but have a Superman like cape and must be worshipped daily.

I must not have made my daily offering to Mr Spatchy. These panels all have contaminants in them.

by Matalicous May 18, 2024

Wisconsin Spatchcock

You brine your partner in beer then lay them flat with their arms and legs spread. You proceed to pump them full of your gravy while wearing a Brett Farve jersey and eating cheese.

After a long Thanksgiving day and a big Packer win, the old lady let me Wisconsin Spatchcock her on the kitchen floor.

by Holyhellthatsadinosoar November 25, 2025

satch tap

Something that you don't want done to you. I mean something that you really don't want done to you. Most commenly done my someone named Melissa.

"Haha, you just got satch tapped."

by Jojo Johnson December 24, 2008

snatch twat

n. 1) a seemingly addictive wording for someone who possesses the qualities of being both a bitch and a cunt while not being as offensive to the female gender
2) slang for vagina

adj. something lacking in desirable qualities, particularly masculinity

v. 1) can be used as a greeting similar to "what's up", particularly when preceded by "sniggety"
2) expression of general excitement, particularly when preceded by "sniggety"

n. 1)"My friend said Blue Man Group is the best show in Vegas."
"Really? What a fuckin' snatch twat!"
2)"I'd love to tap her sweet snatch twat!"

adj. "Hey, get me one of those snatch twat beers."

v. 1)"Sniggety snatch twat!"
"Ha ha ha, what's up man."
2)"I just found out I'm getting a raise!"
"Sniggety sniggety snatch twat!"

by GDub20 May 14, 2007

Snatch Snacker

A derrogatory term which refers to the act of performing oral sex between lesbians.

She's a snatch snacker.
They're a couple of raving snatch snackers.

by David R.Miles February 12, 2008

snatch snot

this is a green discharge from a womans snatch

i had to wipe her snatch snot before i ate her out last night.

by big joe brandt March 8, 2008