soft as gem’s bottom

Anything that’s softer than a baby’s bottom.

Damn! Your face is as soft as gem’s bottom.

by llamalanuh October 23, 2022

Hard Head Makes A Soft Behind

An American/Southern phrase used particularly to children, to warn them against disobedience. Particularly hinting at potential physical punishments.

Kid: "I don't wanna go to school today"
Grandma: "Do what I told you," "Hard Head Makes A Soft Behind"

By: Otis T. September 8th, 2025

by LionHeart99 September 8, 2025

soft touch

When a musician is so experienced and plays so well that his touch on the instrument looks absolutely effortless during his performance.

Bill got a soft touch on the piano.

by avoidingthepuddle May 18, 2024

Soft-hedge

An uncommon strategy seen with cryptocurrency. You are hedging some token without selling the token. e.g. If I’m in for the long-term and I want to hedge against token x price going down, I can predict the price going down in the market and stake my token x. If the price does go down, I can receive additional rebase rewards from people who predicted otherwise. "Soft" is used because contrary to how leverage works, you aren’t at risk of losing your principal.

" How to capitalize on $BTRFLY short term price movement without selling ser?"

"You soft-hedge it"

by jnie January 27, 2022

Soft

Any Quantity in The Range of 1-999 Thousand Dollars. Ex, Larry June:”Touched Down in NYC, Made a Soft Hundred”

“I made a soft 5 last week, 715 everyday”

by Billyfrotallahasee April 20, 2021

soft log

The act of slapping ones flaccid penis against the females face to initiate sexual interaction.

Suzy was being a prude so Brian whipped it out and gave her the soft log to put her in the mood.

by jjslozz April 26, 2016

Soft remixing

Adding simple kicks and minor things into a song, while leaving the song at it's best.

-Hey this guy stole the music, added simple kicks and claims it to be his property.
-Dude, it's called Soft remixing.

by balint576 September 14, 2019