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milking the snake

A sexual innuendo actually refering to the art of graffiti.
I carefully lift the snake from its carrier; it hisses gently but soon quiets. As it is milked of its poison, strange shapes emerge before its eyes, produced by the toxic vapours it inhales, as we are fuelled by our own human intoxicities. When it is milked completely it allows itself to be put back into its bag, seemingly passive but always ready to strike.
"Hey man were you milking the snake last night?"
"Yeah, that was some scary shit in the dark"
"Amazing art though man"
by The L Team April 9, 2008
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Trouser Snaked

also from the first definition their is a manuver that may be performed in a kind of drunken stupidity. First you find a unsuspecting victim(preferrably a young girl) sitting on a park bench. You enrage your trouser snake until it grows in size,then you are ready to vigorously massage your wild breast til it is ready to spit its venom then you run up on your victim and shoot troser snake venom all over your victim. While running away in your glory and triumph you are supposed to say "you just got trouser snaked."
Little micheal trouser snaked all over susan's brand new party dress.
by Norwegan Heat September 16, 2008
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Baby snakes

Something thats really easy to do, a cakewalk, a breeze.
Todd: How's that chemical reactors homework going?

Seth: Psh, its baby snakes. I'll have it done in no time.
by ambrose213 January 11, 2010
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Apple snake

The apple snake is a mystical creature, It is said to live under you're bed. It was original found By john bird and his son Jesus... just one bite by this creature will make youre mom cry....To DEATH!!
damn, did you see that nigga get bit by that apple snake.., yeah did you see his mom die?
by john20040! September 15, 2010
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snakes-on-a-plane

adj. ridiculously over-exposed before it even actually exists or is availible because of self-perpetuating blog hype; likely to be completely passe by the time anyone can actually see/hear/try it
Howard Dean's presidential campaign was even more snakes-on-a-plane that that damn Arctic Monkeys album.
by jamie p June 26, 2006
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to snake charm

A sudden gastrointestinal movement that makes one feel discomfort when sitting down, as the contents of the intestines are trying to vacate the premises. The is not viscous like diarrhea but a one solid movement. This is to the point where a bit of the fecal matter has already begun to come out.

To experience a bowel movement that feels like the entire contents of the colon in trying to escape (in a continuous fashion).

To prairie dog it to the extreme.
That was a great meal last night but right now its trying to snake charm me.

Ummmm, will you excuse me for a second. I'm really snake charming right now.

Wow, I'm getting snake charmed right now, I'll be right back.
by Flatcat January 1, 2010
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Jelly snake

English slang(south east & west)
A long streak of ejaculate freshly deposited upon a surface. I.E your girlfriends tits, face, ass or leg. Also the dog, that melon you've had in the fridge since new years or you upon your grandmothers sowing pile.
I've just made a 20cm jelly snake on my office desk while wanking to tentacle porn!
by Xenophon7.92 July 18, 2010
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