Vijay Shankar Fan 

Vijay Shankar is a god. A living legend. There is no cricketer that walks under the stars or breathes this very air, who is better than him. Every flowing shot, every booming delivery, every smile, sigh, laugh, and frown - He is perfect. A god who walks amongst mortal men. Vijay Shankar fans (coincidentally Vijaya Shankar fans if the fan in question is a girl) aim to follow his example and incorporate his methods and ideas into our lives. Being a Vijay Shankar fan isn't just about being a 'fan' - it's a lifestyle. Vijay Shankar has changed all of our lives. He has taught us the true meaning of Sigma Grindset. We thank you Vijay Shankar.

I think the inner strength that I have helps me stay calm.

- Vijay Shankar

A: I am a Vijay Shankar Fan
B: Everyone is

Vijay Shankar Fan by VijayShankarFanClub November 25, 2021

sugar shanked 

to be stabbed by an improvised tool made of hard candy

Bro u good? Did you get sugar shanked? Ay bro please Detroit funerals are expensive!

sugar shanked by hogu April 17, 2022

Turbo Shandy

60% lager 40% breeza, drink in high proportions only.
Pour slow fast slow fast slow slow again then finish turbo fast whilst looking intently.
If you don't spill a bit, go again.

'Alwite moosh let's get on the turbos'

'Chavvie why you so pissed? sorry pal I've been on the fukin turbo shandies since 11am and its my stag do.'

'Me and my pals when to budpast and the stag got so drunk off turbo shandy he vibrated and caught cerebral pawsy'

Turbo Shandy by jamiemayte June 9, 2022

Volcano shank 

Prison slang for when you tamper with your cell mate's food so they die of diarrhea and it can't be traced to you.

My word. It seems Archibald was volcano shanked. Someone get a mop.

Volcano shank by Pookasydi June 13, 2022

A-Shank

When you shank somebody in the a

Bro he just a-shanked her!

A-Shank by Crylics July 2, 2022

The shaky carpenter

A sexual act of announcing “this is how we did it in Allentown” while shaking your penis before entering a hole.

I gave my girl the shaky carpenter last night.

The shaky carpenter by WDAsplin December 20, 2022

Pink shank 

A rosy toned penis used to slaughter pussy

Derrick was so mad at Gina for say "he's a baby and he's a boy" 10,000 times that he stabbed her over and over again with his pink shank until her pussy wept tears of creamy joy.

Pink shank by Evond Kiss March 10, 2023