Seafoam

The white foam produced from semen when your partner continues a handjob after ejaculation.

Mother (on phone): May I speak with Jennifer?
Ralph (to Jennifer): It's your mom.
Jennifer: Tell her to hold on. I have to wash all this seafoam off of my hands.

by Nokiaa June 9, 2010

Self Lover

Someone who enjoys making love to themself. Also known as a wanker, though sex indifferent.

Katie Cook is a self lover, she is busy loving herself in the bathroom as we speak.

by Swardson September 24, 2011

Self-impressed

The state of projecting unwarranted arrogance and false superiority

It's a busy Saturday afternoon, and that self-impressed wanker just parked his oh-so-important car across two parking spaces.

by FeO2 October 11, 2012

Self suck

To suck your own dick.

"Last night I saw Brian self sucking, he sure is flexible!"

by Cherry popper 123 July 25, 2016

Self-defecation

Bullshitting about self. Antonym to self-deprecation.

He is prone to self-defecation when there are women around.

by VictoriaChan March 4, 2009

Self-Potato

A colony of random potatos that are conceited.

He always looks at himself in the mirror. He's so fat that he could be a self-potato.

by TheExcercistLenalee July 13, 2010

Self invitation

"Self Invitation" is a word commonly used in the act of going to a friend's or relative's house without they're invitation.

Wife: "Why is he over here again I told you not to invite him over"

Husband: "I didn't, he used 'self invitation'

by Ewern the notme August 28, 2010