Swardson's definitions

Self Lover

Someone who enjoys making love to themself. Also known as a wanker, though sex indifferent.

Katie Cook is a self lover, she is busy loving herself in the bathroom as we speak.

by Swardson September 24, 2011

Banana Buddy

The female equivalent to “Eskimo bro’s”. Two people (especially women) who have been penetrated by the same man.

Sarah is having sex with my ex, I didn’t think I would have a new banana buddy so soon.

by Swardson November 4, 2019