FFB Rating

False Fringe-Bounce Rating:

The % of greens per 9 holes of golf that sap your ball of all energy and make your round more painful

Here Kevin, what's the FFB Rating of the Orchard?
It's 55% today due to rain

by FFB guy May 2, 2022

Modelo Racing Stripes

The long scratches down the side of a Beanermobile.

Oh look...they modified their car with Modelo Racing Stripes.

by buttfist May 27, 2022

Bike-racking

Bike shedding, but amongst the professional sustainability mafia who will happily debate the optimum bike rack to occupant ratio for a building design whilst said building emits 10x a sustainable level of carbon emissions and the world burns due to climate change.

Richard: “If we could only increase the natural light level by four lux the occupant comfort would rise by seven happiness-adjusted-life-years and we’ll get a six star rating…”

Kate: “Oh for fuck’s sake Richard, stop bike-racking! You’re focusses on first world problems yet this design has enough carbon intensive concrete we’ll blow the carbon budget before day one of operations”

by TheNudeCyclist June 3, 2022

Dick racing

When two guys fuck two girls to see who can last the longest

I was dick racing last night with John and lost by two seconds

by Jamdrew17 November 24, 2022

Donkey (Racing Game)

A Game where you have to avoid your car from crashing because of a donkey.

The IBM PC comes with Donkey (Racing Game).

by Darkbross November 9, 2022

Shell Racing

What I call "Shell Motorsport", a pretty decent and underrated game on the Google Play Store, car go vroom vroom, yada yada yada you get it

Caleb: "Do you play Shell Racing?"
Me: "Hell yeah!!!"
Caleb: "You're an epic gamer for sure!"

by CirleGuy January 22, 2023

Lionel racing

The official diecast maker of nascar that hasn’t been good since 2016

Person one: did you see that shitty diecast?
Person two: yea, it must be from Lionel racing

by TheRealZNC January 29, 2023