Lucifer's Slide

A homeless person's mattress that non-homeless use to have sex on especially during a woman's period or messy anal so to leave a slippery mess on the mattress.

The other night Stacey was ready to go even though it was her time of the month. We went into the homeless camp and made a Lucifer's Slide on some hobos bed.

by Lucifer Ghi October 6, 2023

The Two Cheek Slide

How you walk to the toilet when you have to poop real bad. So bad every muscle bellow your waist is clenched as tight as possible to prevent leakage.

If I didn’t do the two cheek slide I would have shit my pants for sure!

by magicjesse February 3, 2023

Slide

Something that Durk can’t do

When Lil Durk gonna slide for Von?

by LilDurkAintSlideYet April 27, 2022

Mud slide

When you leave a tough mudder for too long and your shit starts running like the lava that killed millions in Pompeii.

Campbell: “Hey crystal, are you feeling ok?”
Crystal: “I don’t think so. I ate something last night that didn’t agree with me. I feel like im about to take a mud slide to the gates of hell!”

by Andos Hastos January 11, 2022

Miracle Whip and Slide

The act of dumping Miracle Whip mayonnaise onto a tarp and using it as a slip and slide.

My friend dumped Miracle Whip on a slip and slide, and he dubbed it the "Miracle Whip and Slide"

by BluesandSaintsNation March 2, 2023

The brown water slide

When you’re fucking her from behind and you piss in her ass and she starts shitting

It was like a waterpark, I wasn’t expecting the brown water slide.

by kingofnapzzz April 24, 2025

Sliding Butts

The act of rubbing butt cheeks normally resulting in the acquisition of a sexually transmitted infection of sexually transmitted disease.

Bro, last night was so lit, I was sliding butts with at least three chicks. I should get tested

by Big CacDaddy June 10, 2018