Small Schenect

A phrase to describe why everybody in Schenectady NY shares the people they fuck, fight & befriend.

“How do you know him?” He’s my bd too, small schenect.

by Dontworryyaboutit October 16, 2021

small naeem

Someone with a small tojer and has ingrown hairs on this nipples

EW! he looks like a small Naeem.

by bodrul miah November 22, 2021

small fingers

Some one with a huge penis

"Woah that joe gets bare pussy he has a massive cock but small fingers"

by Joe terry March 10, 2017

Small Dick

Umm... Hello? Are we forgetting something? If we recorded everyone who knows me (in secret) how many times would this get brought up? You think a lot or no? It would be perfectly acceptable to you. You wouldn't bat an eye. You'd probably laugh.

Hym "It's always funny to me how one sided the conversation is around this. I (in the last two weeks) have watched it go from 'Having a small dick is not good' to 'having a small dick is not good but it's ok' to 'having a small dick is good but could be better' replace that with anything else and it's unacceptable. But I'm repeating myself. You are all completely incapable of adhering to your own ethical standards. It's absurd. You just tweak your little ideals every time you get caught being piece of shit until you don't have to be a piece of shit anymore. 'See? I'm not the bad one!' because that's all it ever is! Not being the 'bad one' or 'see how I'm the good one?'. Say what you want about me, I'm (at the very least) consistent. And it's worse than being called a racist because you can always say 'I'm clearly not a racist!' but that doesn't work for 'small dick' does it? If you don't have one everyone is too busy riding you to insult your biology... HA! She used 'DREGS'! That's my thing! Hilarious! But I digress... I want to see you keep that same energy the next time you here someone use small dick as an insult."

by Hym Iam May 18, 2022

The Small Potato Clause

In the case of Women v. Humor, the Small Potato Clause uses the trend is evidence in the argument that women are not funny.

Defendant: Your honor, women are funny.
Prosecutor: Objection! According to the Small Potato Clause, the courts have found women incapable of being funny.
Judge: O shit, he rite. Sit ur ass down.

by SkwidBoyTV June 30, 2021

small screen prank

when the government uses video and audio devices to talk more about bad things than good things.

The small screen prank had all Americans think it was all right to break the law.

by Coop Dupe November 16, 2019

small

your pp

girls dont want me because im small

by LoominousNite May 12, 2021