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Clean Melissa

Getting white girl wasted on wine, passing out on the floor and then dragged around like a dust mop
Bra, your house looks great, what happened last night?
Erin dropped out early and Brad pulled a clean Melissa. he really cleaned this place up, I hope her sweater wasn't dry clean only
by Shorthood September 22, 2020
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Clean Food

Food devoid of GMO's, pesticides, herbicides, fungicides, antibiotics, and other drugs; sometimes also devoid of animal products, especially non-organic animal products.
I am on a clean food diet and detoxing.
by Garden Goddess November 23, 2018
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Break your Clean

Breaking your clean gives the meaning of getting back into a bad habit. This can include getting back into drugs, self harm, or giving up rehab (mainly self harming again after doing it before after a long time).
“I noticed you were drinking again last night. Did you break your clean?”
-“I did. I might need to go back into rehab to fix it.”
by MercuryQueen August 11, 2020
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Clean Queen

noun. A female who never curses and almost never talks about inappropriate topics(like me!)

Prima- Bad words can buzz off.

Segunda- I think you mean **** off!

Prima- Keep it clean! *virtually shoves soap into Segunda's mouth*
Nika is so cute because she is the Clean Queen of America! CUTENESS OVERLOAD!!! X3
by DigiGirl02 August 2, 2023
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FAKE CLEAN

A fake increase in cleaning standards just prior to having friends over to your place.

Fake clean is manifested in a rushed cursory clean, focusing on the tell tale areas that outsiders could be especially judgy about. The thoroughness of the clean will be dictated by whether the guests about to arrive are clean freaks or are fakers just like you.
For fucks sake - forget about picking up the leaves. We’ve gotta start the fake clean early, Barbi and Richard are coming for dinner!
by Smooax September 4, 2020
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Cleaning the plow

When this old lady at midnight mass on Christmas implies that you are going to have sex with your brother later tonight because you were holding hands during the our father.
by Kyle Boedeker December 28, 2008
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PG clean

Used to mean to keep things in kid friendly range, usually PG or under.
Oh no, gotta keep it PG clean or we will end up on Good Morning America!
by U S E R N A M E April 29, 2025
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