Meloncholy.

The Choly Of Melons.
Simalar to Meloncoddle
The coddle of melons.

Person #1-Hey stop that meloncholy.
Person #2-what?

by Humera/Nells February 21, 2009

maloni

v., - 1. The act of failing to perform essential personal and professional responsibilities. 2. Mass consumption of any food product containing carbohydrates, potassium, lard, meat, bacon, pork or noodles. -ing -ed Synoniums - lazy, gluttonous, hedonistic

Bob is maloni in that job!

Good grief! Sam just did malonied that buffet!

by MacTheMachine March 7, 2007

Karl Malone

One called the mailman. Very old, very cheap. Pokes people in the face, talks about himself in the third person, and is a redneck. He also has no championship. People, get over yourself. Karl Malone will never win a title, especially against the Pistons.

Sometime in night, Karl Malone look up in sky and say, "What in da hell goin' on up dere? Do U.F.O live on other planet, phonin' home like E.T.?"

by Q-Tip McVicker November 22, 2004

Melanie

a girl who is very funny and will make you laugh till you cry she shows her feelings by being mean she is not always right but thinks she is 🙄 all of her friends love when she is around because she is funny

melanie is not smart

by awkwardma'am January 25, 2019

Luke Malone

Usually drives a BMW kind of a faggot with a extremely small penis and lactating nipples

Luke Malone Gives Men Great Head

by leave me malone October 10, 2018

Meelong Dick

Jack: Meelong is looking for u
Donna: Meelong..who?
Jack: Meelong Dick!!

by ur mom sucks cock March 29, 2003

melons

The worst possible hand in poker.

The nuts is the best possible hand.

For example there is Ace King 2 3 4 on board, the melons would be 5 6.

by hitch September 29, 2005