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yaoi lemon 

Slang for a sex scene or a romance scene (more often used as slang for a sex scene than just a romance scene) in a yaoi fanfiction. Often contains several creative words for cum, penis, and buttsex. Usually very disturbing unless you're a yaoi fan. But even then it's still kind of disturbing.
"I can't believe I wrote a yaoi lemon."
"I can't believe she wrote a yaoi lemon!"
"Found any good yaoi lemons lately?"
"I quit reading that yaoi fic once it got to that huge lemon.."
yaoi lemon by Picture Me February 17, 2004

Laser Lemon 

Lousiana State University's true school color...Not gold like they think.

Ew Lu Lemon

This is when a not-so svelte woman is wearing yoga pants or exercise clothes. When the cottage cheese dents are highly visible on her thighs and glutes. The spandex fabric is stretched to it’s maximum capacity and the seams look like they are about to blow.
"Hey dude, check out that ladies rump!"
"She’s definitely wearing Ew Lu Lemon!"
Ew Lu Lemon by gorgeousgeorge83 January 12, 2010

Squeezing the Lemon

The act of a guy peeing in a girl's butthole and then proceeding to suck the entire contents of her ass out.
"Last night Jimmy was squeezing the lemon with sally. It was hot!"
Squeezing the Lemon by LLLLL December 5, 2004

do me a lemon 

Rare but recorded London phrase for 'Do me a favour'. Totally mystery origin, unless you know the answer.
"Oi Trev, you're not saying you need my motor again, do me a lemon..."

Juicy Lemon 

The sexual act in which previous to doing guy/girl anal you warm up by pissing in each others mouths then you proceed to make out, swapping piss then the girl spits it all in the guy's mouth she then lays down and spreads her legs. The guy will then tilt her ass up, hold her asshole open and proceed to fill her rectum with the urine in his mouth. Once all the piss is in the females ass the guy will just ram his dick in her ass as hard as he can trying to make piss just start squirting out everywhere. If you ram a girl hard enough to get piss to squirt up in your eye you have then achieved GREATNESS.
Dude yesterday I mastered the Juicy Lemon with your mom.
Juicy Lemon by Hugo Sticky-tits August 11, 2010