Lemoned

Verb (past tense): intentionally deceived into buying faulty or defective merchandise.

Bro #1: "Man, I picked up a streetwalker last night and "she" whipped out a piece of man-meat bigger than mine."

Bro #2: "Homie, you got lemoned by a tranny."

-or-
"I went to the flea market and bought a used computer, but it doesn't work and he shop disappeared the next weekend. I got lemoned!"

by GrammarJunkie October 31, 2017

lemon

a way to describe erotic literature in fanfiction, now regularly labeled as smut

1: i read this hot lemon the other day!! dude it was so swag
2: ..are you stuck in 2008 wattpad or do you need mental help

by blorgblorg October 21, 2020

smile is lemon

It means your smile is sour. It also has a much deeper meaning like I'm going to disappear. You have to choose which one it means though.

Your smile is lemon.
I think tonight is the night I smile is lemon.

by Anon.. Lol March 29, 2021

Lemone

cooler lemon

Person: Yoooo look at that lemone!
Person 2: Damn bro, look at them go.

by Goober_Watcher June 2, 2023

lemon cookie pebbles

Type of cart that taste like lemon cookie pebbles

Dam bro you have lemon cookie pebbles let me get a hit!

by Stoners fun July 24, 2022

lemon cup

A cup used to contain the contents of a lemon party.

Old Gil really filled up the lemon cup.

by accult September 15, 2017

One-sided Lemon

A sexual act in which an individual places a half of a lemon on the receiving partner’s anus. The giver of the Lemon squeezes and twists the lemon until the recipient experiences a very painful but also profound burning sensation within the anus and rectum. Afterwards the person on the giving end sticks his/her tongue deep within the anus of the recipient and slurps up accumulated lemon juice, aka the “lemonade”

Maddi wanted to do a one-sided lemon with Eliza, but they only had oranges and grapefruits.

by Madsux May 29, 2018