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kid aggro

When you child walks in while you are busy and dominates your time, preventing you from doing what you were doing. Especially when playing a game, watching tv, or other activities.
Dad into headset: "Quick, heal me while I taunt that mini-boss."
Kid: "Daddy, I have to go potty. Can you keep me company?"
Dad into headset: "I'll brb"
Voice from headset: "Dude, you got the kid aggro!"
by Lomanbjorn January 9, 2013
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The Foosball Kid

A Foosball Player of Legendary status. This player has pale skin, blonde hair, and often only gives credit to him or herself even when their teammates score a goal. This player also hates players who spin, and possesses the skills to act as a referee even when they are playing. Their extreme Foosball talent often drives them to insanity, which leads them to be seen giggling to themselves when not at the table. Also known as the "Albino Thunder".
Player A: Man, Jack acts like he's the Foosball Kid.
Player B: Yeah...they don't call him Albino Thunder for nothing!
by SizzlinSalmon January 11, 2013
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Kid-Thing

A male glasses wearing humanoid beetween the ages of 13-19 who displays odd social tendencies including the inability to tuck in their shirt, a voice way deeper than they have any buisness having, the power to lurk in the darkness with Batman-like prescison, enjoys eating peanut butter out of a bucket, and several other bizzare social quirks. Native to wooded areas in Vermont. Reportedly whispers "Scream for me" into victims ear before attacking. A kid thing can get as tall a 5'4 at peak maturity.
I think that Kid-Thing ate my moonpies.
by $ Coin Money $ January 16, 2012
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Twinkie the kid

A person that is constantly masturbating insinuating he is more cream filled than a Twinkie.
Ryan: Nick is Kyle coming out tonight?

Nick: No I can't get Twinkie the kid away from the computer.
by HatersRInTheBuilding November 20, 2011
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Skell Kid

A dirty person who wastes their life on wanting to do nothing but get high all day. Do all kinds of drugs and smoke cigarettes to look cool.
Look at those Skell Kids standing on the corner smoking. Look at these fucking Skell Kids... So pathetic.
by Not Skell Kid November 4, 2011
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Abington Kids

Abington Kids- the Abington kids that live in wealthy town. The school is filled with whores that basically don’t where clothes and let there Boobs pop out if there shirts and there booty shorts are way to short and they let there ass hang out where the pervert boys obsess over. Than there’s the fuckboys and fuckgirlsthat are super hot and are athletic. They have there own big group that just where sweat pants or shorts for the boys and leggings and sweatpants or nike shorts for the girls. All the time they smoke there juul hang out either at Weldon in Glenside or at the turf and be teenagers and don’t give a shit they love to eat, and go football games most of the time they just leave and go into the woods right across from the stadium and hookup in the woods than after that they will go to Burger King on Easton road and go there and muck bang than hookup again after. Than they will split up into girls and boys than the girls will go home and talk and eat ice cream smoke there juul and ft the boys while there playing fortnite which is very fun. Than there’s the emo kids that stare at you when you’re walking through the hallways weird they smelled bad they have greasy hair they’re always wear all black very awkward if you look at them though have a scared look. Same with the weird kid they just don’t wear all black because your parents won’t let them and they have no friends.
The Abington Kids are rich and snobby, and all they do is drink and juul.
by fashion designer November 7, 2018
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Frat Kid

A guy named Greg that drinks barrels full of alcohol by opening it with a tomahawk
Damb... that Frat Kid is a God.
by Erebus Hates U June 14, 2018
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