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Vulva Kick 

A kick to the woman's vulva/ovaries to cause pain.

Women do not realize how much damage a kick to the vulva can cause them. Hitting them directly in the vulva can be very fatal.

Kicking a woman directly in her vulva can cause:
-major bleeding
-nausea
-heart attacks
-cause to be knocked out
-no longer able to give birth

This is a great self defense move to use on women.

I remember this girl was bullying me, and I kicked her directly in her ovaries, she dropped to the ground and began at cry. Nobody decided to help her and she was just groveling on the floor... All day.
Samantha was bullying me, so I gave her a swift vulva kick. Her ovaries we're bleeding the whole week.
Vulva Kick by No Name 07 May 17, 2021
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Kentucky kattle kick 

Bruises on both shins, caused by fucking another man anally and performing a reach around. When the man getting penetrated reaches explosion, he kicks both legs back causing the bruising of the shins on the penetrator. People tend to say that these bruises happen during a soccer game, but thats not true they are just fags.
Ryan: hey man i was playing soccer and got some nasty bruises on my shins.

Kyle: dude you dont play soccer someone did the kentucky kattle kick on you.

Ryan: aw you got me.

Kyle: Fag

Related Words

i will kick you in the eyebrow 

a sentence used when you want to threaten someone but also want to get a few laughs out of the surrounding people.
Sean: *says annoying shit*

Mark: "I will kick you in the eyebrow if you don't shut up!!"

Surrounding People: *laughing*

get a kick out of 

To feel a thrill, also known as feeling sudden excitement and pleasure; something that stimulates you
I really get a kick out of watching horror movies, these movies really excite and joy me.
get a kick out of by anonymous November 13, 2020

scissor kick 

The romantic act of two women endulging in penis free pleasure, whilst rubbing their vaginas together in an attempt to create suction.
Tracy and Amanda, left unfulfilled by Colin's 4 incher, took up the beautiful art of scissor kicking.
scissor kick by Mark et Dan October 20, 2008

Blumpkin Kick

When ATP jumps and kicks the ball mid air while doing a 360 backflip and making the WOMAN get wet
Trigga: Hey did you just see ATP do a blumpkin kick?
Woman: Yeah it made me wet
Blumpkin Kick by Brody Price October 16, 2010

Hendo Kick 

Modified version of the move called the "Hendo"
To knock someone down with the right hand and (instead of dropping an elbow into them) you jump into the air extend your leg and drop it strait into their stomach.
Do a flip or start from the side to make a harder impact.

Suffering trauma to your groin and ejaculating has nothing to do with the word "Hendo"
DUDE!!! that asian guy just "Hendo Kicked" me.
Hendo Kick by Shadioactive June 30, 2011