This cage thing

Cacacacacacacage!

Lucifer "Yeah, I don't see what the big deal is... This place is pretty dope... But you see what I mean about the ethical-"

Michael "We're here." 😇 *Knock knock knock*

Abraham *Clears throat* "Hello?"

Michael "Hello 😇👋 Can I speak to you for a moment about our lord and savior-"

Lucifer "Holy shit! He IS old! Look at how OLD he is! Son of a bitch! Do I not have a firm grasp of time!?"

Abraham 👳 ♂️ "What's this all about?"

Lucifer "Anywho... Open up. Out of the way!"

*Michael and Lucifer walk in the house*

Michael "We have a message from-"

Lucifer "Pack your shit! Let's go! Get a move on! God is destroying this place and everyone in it- Oh! Well hello there... And who might you be?" 😍

Abraham "That's my daughter-wife."

Lucifer 😨 "Ugh! Ew!" *Looks over at Michael* "Why are we sparing this guy again?" 🤨

Michael "You have 24 hours to leave this place before God carries out his plan."

Abraham 😱 "WHAT!? Surely there must be another way!"

Michael "Hold on a moment..." ☝️😇 ".... God says that if you can find 10 righteous people he will spare the city."

Abraham "Oh! Thank you! Thank you lo-"

*Bang! Bang! Bang!*

Mob Guy 1 "Abrahaaaam! Oh, Abrahaaaam!"

Mob Guy 2 "We saw you made some new friends Abraham..."

Mob Guy 1 "We likes em... And we wants em... Now... We can do this the easy way... Or we can do it the hard way..."

Abraham 😰

Michael 😇

Lucifer 👿 "Excuse me a moment..." *Gets up and walks outside*

Mob Guy 1 "Well hello there beautiful-"

Lucifer "RAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!"

💥🔥💥🔥💥🔥👹🔥💥🔥💥🔥💥

Mob Guy 1 "AAAAAAH!!! YYAAAARRGGH!!!"

Mob Guy 2 "MY EYES!!!! IT BURNS!!"

Lucifer "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! GOOD LUCK ESCAPING THE FIRE WITH OUT ANY EYES!!!! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!"

Abraham 😖

Micahel 😇

Lucifer *Walks inside* "I think I'm finally starting to see the appeal of this cage thing." 😁
Abraham 😰

Lucifer "Welp... I think we're done here... Let's go Michael... 10 people Abraham. 24 hours."

Michael "Okie dokie. Buhbye." 👋😇

*Lucifer and Michael walk off*

Abraham 😮 💨

by Hym Iam February 24, 2023

Put that thing on preheat

A sexual innuendo, insinuating that you want to smash.

Whaddup biiiitch, do me a favor and put that thing on preheat.

by Daddy long John March 11, 2023

The Interesting Thing

It's just... never interesting. You shouldn't be needing to tell the other person it's interesting if it actually was.

Someone: "You see, the INTERESTING thing is..."
Me: "No. Just... no."
Someone; "But it actually is interesting! I was going to talk to you about the joys of being a stock manager!"
Me: *Dies*

by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner March 17, 2023

This is the one thing we did'nt want to happen

When you accidentally send an 8 year old boy into space with a paedophile.

Narrator: A spokesman said "This is the one thing we did'nt want to happen"

by the guy who defined something March 21, 2023

Stranger Things

A Netflix show with the cringiest fandom ever.

Me: *Scrolling on TikTok*
*Video of a cringe stranger things edit appears*
Me: “ewww what the fuck”

by RizzardOfOz483920 March 24, 2023

Deck of many things

1. A deck of enchanted cards from the roleplaying game Dungeons and Dragons. Most decks (75%) contain 13 cards, but a full deck consists of 22. The deck contains bad cards (Skull, The Void, Talons) as well as good cards (Gem, Vizier, Fates). Also known as: Campaign breaker
2. The way D&D players sate their gambling addiction.

DM: Okay, in the room you see-
Player: I draw two cards from my deck of many things
DM: Ffs, Keith!

by F-ingNat1 March 30, 2023

Why is urban dictionary a thing

it was supposed to be a dictionary for words but become a mindless shitty thing for jokes and sexual stuff and more.

tommy: MAMA

mom:kid why u cry

tommy:URBAN DICTONI

mom:fuck u

tommy: why is urban dictionary a thing

by My Password January 21, 2023