crannberry weed

this shit will get you high, a mixture of blueberry weed and purple haze.

This crannberry weed is the shit next time we should mix in some hydro (Young Jeezy uses crannberry in his song J.E.E.Z.Y)

by redmonkeyjunky September 15, 2007

J weed

When a non-religious individual begins to consider the existence of Jesus and God because of a very religious acquaintance, who pushes the idea onto you. This in turn deludes you to think that everyone around you who questions your new found belief is the Devil. This paranoia is similar to paranoia that is attributed to smoking marijuana.

Girl 1: Hey, guess what? Drew invited to go to church with him sometime soon, I think I'll go and see what it's like!
Girl 2: You are serious... Why would anyone want to go to church.
Girl 1: Oh my God, you are like the Devil trying to steer me away from the Lord!
Girl 2: You are honestly smoking the j weed, I'm gonna need you to calm the fuck down.

by Ilovelamp5 December 07, 2012

Weed Boner

To enjoy marijuana that is so amazing it stimulates your mind and sexual organs thus resulting in a weed boner.

"dude!!! That shit smells so good, it gave me a weed boner!"

by bdosred December 14, 2011

twiddle weed

A weed which grabs a person and sticks its long seductive branches up your ass.

That twiddle weed violated me.

by Liam Murphy June 03, 2003

head weed

(n) A usually small portion of marijuana that a guy smokes with a girl he likes so that she will (or hopefully) give him head.

"Dude, I don't want to smoke it all... I gotta save some head weed for Jessica later on, man."

by jeFFro June 14, 2004

weed hangover

Having all the symptoms of a typical hangover, except due to the effects of smoking marijuana. Weed hangovers tend to be more incapacitating than a typical hangover, and people that have experienced these will testify that they are typically much worse than the average alcohol induced hangover. Symptoms include:
Nausea
Headache
Sensitivity to light
Vomiting
Fatigue
all of these typical of a regular hangover

(groans) awww man, smoked WAY too much last night (runs to the bathroom and proceeds to vomit several times) totally got me a weed hangover dud... (vomits again)

by UM North Quad September 25, 2011

weed lap

when rolling a blunt and the excess weed on the
ends of the blunt falls into yout lap amounting
in a considerable amount of weed.

"dude i dropped a lot of weed on my lap."

"dawg you got weed lap."

by realsituation87 August 30, 2009