lamp humper

A moth

Person 1: why the hell would you leave the door open now there are lamp humpers in the house

by hl2 stalker scream: March 3, 2024

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Lithuanian Hump Hornet

A daring sex maneuver performed during missionary position where the top partner reaches around between their legs and inserts a finger (affectionately known as “the stinger”) into the bottom partner’s anus for an unexpected buzz of pleasure. Originating from playful bedroom experiments, it’s said to mimic the erratic flight of a hornet while delivering a sharp, thrilling surprise.

“Dude, last night I pulled off the Lithuanian Hump Hornet on my girl, and she went from zero to orbit in seconds!”

by creeza February 12, 2026

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Mattress humper

Someone that spends more time masturbating than having a life.

"im not talking to some fucking mattress humper"

by H0nyoka December 8, 2024

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Haitian Humpback

The act of engaging in male-to-male sexual activity inside a car while using a condom is referred to as "Haitian Humpback." In many places, this action is only considered a true "Haitian Humpback" if it occurs in a car with non-tinted windows. However, this context may vary in the South Side of Chicago.

Person 1: "Hey, dude, did you hear that Titus and Nathan Lloyd did a Haitian Humpback down Main St.?"

Person 2: "No way! I always kinda knew Titus was gay but Nathan too!"

by Jimmy Tuesday December 25, 2024

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