fire the retros

To go backwards in behavior or development. To retrogress. To blow a fart with enough force to actually breathe out fire like a dragon.

Even though he was outside, he obviously did fire the retros when he blew a big loud fart and made a terrible smell. He retrogressed to a baby just about.

by Bloc Sudam January 1, 2009

Fire Exit

Slang term for a woman's back passage. Similar to 'back door' but more urgent.

Anne: (suggestively) "Well its our anniversary darling, so i think we can do something special tonight..."

Dave: "Can i stick it in your fire exit?"

by Tongueless Ghost of Sin October 30, 2009

Fire Marshall Special

A very strong drink, also known as a trip splash which includes light ice, three shots of liquor, and a small splash of mixer used as a mild fire retardant.

Carmen, "While smoking a cigarette, Glen spilled his drink and caught the whole bar on fire."

James, "Well if he would have ordered the Fire Marshall Special with a splash of coke in his 151, the fire never would have happened!"

by TuckDCconnect January 6, 2011

Fire River

A painful urination, likely caused a Sexually Transmitted Disease.

Oh man, I just peed a fire river!

by MasterOfOrion March 26, 2013

fire king

Sid the sloth, after the events surrounding ice age 2/3 he henceforth became known as the 'fire king'

Fire king may also be used as a derogatory term in order to insult someone looking like a sloth

Look at Chris over there, munching eucalyptus like the fire king...

by EzioVonBigDicko November 29, 2013

fire pud

Ginger whose carpet matches the drapes.

Tammy:His pubes were red like his head.
Stacy: So john is a fire pud?
Tammy: Yeah!

by Vopper7 April 26, 2014

fire in Ikea

A simile, used to describe a large, chaotic human stampede.

"When the alarm went off, it was like a fire in Ikea!"

by JackGunMeister February 19, 2015