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douchebag call

noun: loud, obnoxious exhaust system, most likely on a crappy foreign car, driven by douchebags. Usually installed improperly thus creating not a respectable sound of a finely-tuned race car, but a loud, droning buzz or series of pops that the owner of said car thinks is truly amazing, sounds awesome and is a true show of horsepower. Uncannily attracts teenybopper girls who think the car is straight out of Fast and Furious or other douchebags with similarly crappy cars and annoying exhaust systems.
Me: Man, what is that awful droning noise? Do you hear that?
Steve: That's Jeremy's exhaust.
Me: Yeah? I guess he's got all the bitches coming to his douchebag call...
by theoneTNA June 18, 2009
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Douchebaggage

A wordplay on combining "douchebag" and "baggage" — Defined as an unfavorable reputation associated with an item or activity because of the people who most often seem to posses said item or participate in said activity. The item or activity itself bears no responsibility for this reputation, but rather the people — i/e douchebags — make that item or activity undesirable to regular people because of the perceived douchebag affinity for it.
"I really like white sunglasses, but I'd never wear them. They've got too much douchebaggage."
by thewizzard24 August 7, 2009
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douchebag

someone who acts like that dumb kid in kindergarden who knocked over your blocks, and spilled apple juice on your blanket at nap-time so it looks like you peed your-self
He reminds me of that douchebag, billy, from kindergarden...
by the magic man nipple September 20, 2009
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douche a l'orange

A young man who thinks attending the University of Virginia means he is now part of the Southern aristocracy.

Distinguishing characteristics include arrogance, condescension and the excessive use of the word "douche."
Tyler was an OK guy until he joined that frat and started going to polo matches. Now he's a just another douche a l'orange.
by Dudous G July 8, 2010
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Douchebag

Anybody with the name James

Example: James franco
I heard James is a douchebag
by The REAL Biggus Dickus February 23, 2019
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Douche From Kansas

An individual from the great state of Kansas, usually a memeber of a fraternity, that is in fact a douche.
Taylor: Josh is such a bag of douche.
Augie: Yeah, Douche From Kansas.
by Teesk April 13, 2006
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Douchebag

To Taylor Swift, I'm Happy for You.
I'mma let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the Best Videos of all time! - Kanye West being a Douchebag
by NobodySpecial3wq September 16, 2009
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