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Awesome crap

When you take a shit, wipe, and your arsehole is already clean. That is an awesome crap and legend has it that it brings good luck.
Bob: I just took a dump, wiped my hind end, NOTHING....Clean TP WTF. I think I need to call a doctor.

Bob's friend John: you're fine, it's called an awesome crap and it means you're going to have a great day. You're welcome.
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batch of crap

GIRL1:Wooaaahh how ugly does she look?
GIRL2:Worse than a batch of crap!
by guesswhhhoo?? December 17, 2008
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crap

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Crap-o-phonic

A 'crapophonic' (crap-o-phonic) speaker is sometimes built into budget audio equipment. Sometimes it is used in professional equipment as well in order to provide an alternative to headphones.
The speaker is of poor quality and delivers a barely acceptable output, but is adequate in professional equipment to audition the sound.

Can also be applied to built in microphones in some equipment.
The Marantz recorder has a crap-o-phonic speaker built in. This enables you to audition the sound you have just recorded - however, you would not enjoy full reproduction, or want to endure its output for long.

The crapophonic microphones did the job in an emegency, but good, purpose built plug in microphones would have been better.
by maudibe February 7, 2010
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Crap

A rude word to describe something something that is waste rubbish or trash
Crap
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Crap

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crap mongol

A name used with the soul purpose of completely shoring on ones reputation
Scott Smallz is such a fucking crap mongol
by Crap Mongoled July 30, 2016
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