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Crapptastic by |EStarr| May 9, 2010
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Crapple
A nickname given to Apple, who makes the iMac (iCrap), iPod (CrapPod), AppleTV (CrappleTV), iPhone (CrapPhone), and iPad (CrapPad). Crapple is notorious for their capability to woo people with a shiny case and a nifty gimmick, but no other endearing qualities, often with a hefty price tag. Their computers are known for being very shiny (literally and figuratively), but having a major lack of software support, and being bragged about because of features any other computer in the world does just as well, if not better.
Also refers to the iCrap in some cases.
Also refers to the iCrap in some cases.
Crapple by Gandalf20000 January 30, 2010
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crapsterbate
the act of taking a crap while masterbating to save time
computer nerds do it most often while taking a break from WOW or halo or any other of that stupid shit
computer nerds do it most often while taking a break from WOW or halo or any other of that stupid shit
crapsterbate by mr.salty May 28, 2006
crapplication
A bundled program that comes with a preloaded computer. These apps rarely provide any useful service except for liberating hundereds of megabytes of hard drive space.
crapplication by lordalchemist May 5, 2009
Crapulla Football Club
A woeful excuse of a Rugby League football club that partakes in the National Rugby League. Spends much of its time suffering from scandals, woeful on field performance, a totally inept management, a complete inability to turn a profit, or win a premiership. The best outcome for this basket case would be to export it to an expansion region of the NRL, where it may finally start to be a worthwhile club, not a leech on the rear end of the St George Dragons.
The club's greatest achievements are: poaching talent off other clubs, never winning a premiership, and having their stadium sponsored by a company specialising in removing rubbish to the tip, which is where the club belongs.
The club's greatest achievements are: poaching talent off other clubs, never winning a premiership, and having their stadium sponsored by a company specialising in removing rubbish to the tip, which is where the club belongs.
Example for Crapulla Football Club:
Chris: Did you see the crapulla game?
Rozza: I'd rather watch fucken grass grow.
Chris: Did you see the crapulla game?
Rozza: I'd rather watch fucken grass grow.
Crapulla Football Club by rozza1 September 3, 2013
Thread Crapper
A Thread Crapper is someone who feels the need to spread their disdain for a topic on a message board, while adding nothing constructive to the conversation.
(Member 1) posts a message on an art website for members to discuss their favorite works of Van Gogh.
(Member 2) Replies that they are fond of "Starry Night" and gives the reasons that they enjoy this painting.
(Member 3) says they are partial to "Wheat Field with Crows" and discusses the merits of the painting.
(Member 4) says they hate Van Gogh because they think he's stupid. <---Thread Crapper
(Member 2) Replies that they are fond of "Starry Night" and gives the reasons that they enjoy this painting.
(Member 3) says they are partial to "Wheat Field with Crows" and discusses the merits of the painting.
(Member 4) says they hate Van Gogh because they think he's stupid. <---Thread Crapper
Thread Crapper by Kody B. September 29, 2008
P Crappy
To realize the next day your life sucks, your not rich and famous and you have the worst hangover ever.