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Cousins by Cocks 

Cousins by Cocks. N. The development of famlihood by two gay uncles. When one gay uncle forms a marriage, domestic partnership, any sort of legal commitment with somebody else's gay uncle, the nieces and nephew's of each uncle become "COUSINS BY COCKS."
WOAH Dude! My gay Uncle Bob and your gay Uncle Fred are now married! That means we are are family, officially cousins by cocks.

Jim: "So, Dave? Now that my uncle and your uncle are domestically partnered up, are we family now?"

Dave: " Yeah! We are mother fucking cousins by mother fuckin cocks!"
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Scot Cousins 

Individuals with mothers that are sisters and share the same father. Could also apply to individuals with fathers that are brothers and share the same mother. High prevalence in the Lake District of Scotland.
Alvin and Blaine are often mistaken for twins because of their close resemblance, but they are in fact Scot cousins.
Scot Cousins by truckdriver September 12, 2011

Double Cousins 

When two sisters marry two brothers, their children have the same two sets of grandparents. Unlike most people, who have a cousin that has grandparents that you've never met or care about; these cousins share both sets of grandparents. Divorce is very hard for these families, if divorce happens to one set of these parents, every family get-together is a fight between the still married couple, the wife wanting her sister present and the husband wanting his brother present, but neither one of those people wanting to be around their divorce'
Jane Smith wanted her sister Jill Smith to meet her boyfriend, so Jane and Jill decided to set up a double date. When they all met at the restaurant, they discovered that Jane's boyfriend, John Parker, was brothers with Jill’s boyfriend, Joe Parker. Jane married John and Jill married Joe. Their children were double cousins. Now Jane and John are divorced, family get-togethers SUCK!
Double Cousins by felix87 May 14, 2010

creamy cousins 

When two or more dudes have ejaculated inside the same girl, consecutively and with no protection, they transcend eskimo brother (eskibro) status and become creamy cousins, or creamousins.
"Dude, you took that girl home after I creamed her in the bathroom!"
"Lol, yeah man, we're creamy cousins now! hahahahahhaahah."
creamy cousins by phoreigner June 12, 2013

super-cousins 

The offspring of siblings who marry siblings, who are doubly-related cousins. For example, if there are two brothers, Joe Smith and John Smith, and two sisters, Jane Doe and Jenny Doe, and Joe marries Jane, and John marries Jenny, their children will be super-cousins and twice as related as normal cousins, sharing likeness and many characteristics more so than normal cousins.
"Jim and Jack are cousins, but they look and act exactly alike!"

"That's because they're super-cousins."
super-cousins by Joe Pareto April 19, 2008

Cougin' It

1.Turning a sure win into a devastating loss, causing the Alumni and Students of Washington State University to drink heavily.
"Damn it, the football team is Cougin' It again, where is my Scotch."
Cougin' It by Michael Merrimon April 30, 2005

Couging it 

The uncanny ability of the Washington State University football to team to, despite all odds, lose football games at the last possible moment in a spectacular display of giving the football to the other team.
Couging it - the 2013 New Mexico Bowl
Couging it by Sad WSU fan December 21, 2013