super-cousins

The offspring of siblings who marry siblings, who are doubly-related cousins. For example, if there are two brothers, Joe Smith and John Smith, and two sisters, Jane Doe and Jenny Doe, and Joe marries Jane, and John marries Jenny, their children will be super-cousins and twice as related as normal cousins, sharing likeness and many characteristics more so than normal cousins.

"Jim and Jack are cousins, but they look and act exactly alike!"

"That's because they're super-cousins."

super-cousins by Joe Pareto April 19, 2008

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Super Cousin

When you are first cousins with somebody on both sides of the family and there SHOULDN'T be and incest involved but you aren't 100% sure. You are twice as related to them than an average cousin.

Lucas is my Super Cousin because his dad and my dad are brothers and his mom and my mom are sisters. I'm pretty sure nobody fucked their own sibling.

Super Cousin by supercousin July 20, 2019

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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