condoleeza rice

Widely regarded as the most talented member of the current administration, and two heartbeats away from the presidency. However, her lasting legacy as Secretary of State will undoubtedly be that she went shopping for Manolo Blahnik shoes while Hurricane Katrina destroyed New Orleans---an act of singular callousness that eclipses Janet Reno's treatment of Waco, and the Elian Gonzalez affair.

Condoleeza rice may be the smartest person in any room, but her compassion and judgement are the objective correlative of W and the neocons!

by Oakkymon July 15, 2007

Jersey Condo

A New Jersey trailer, usually featuring mullets on a porch. beer can art is usually prevalent.

i saw his jersey condo on cops last week.

by rod111 March 26, 2008

condomsation

The feeling you get whilst wearing a condom.

Rob's room was heavy with condomsation.

John exclaimed "That was the best condomsation I've ever felt"

by kevinmcgangbang September 15, 2009

California Condor

An ugly-ass vulture that for some reason our State thinks is worth protecting from extinction.

The California Condor could die out tomorrow and it wouldn't trouble me in the least.

by Supreme Ruler of the Universe April 4, 2007

New City Condos

neighborhood in new city, ny. it (along with the new city gardens, downtown, etc.) is one of the few neighborhoods in new city that isn't filled with jappy rich spoiled brats living in huge mansions. in fact, the new city condos consists of mainly small-sized 3 level townhouses. It is also very diverse in races and ethnicities. It has alot of russians, blacks, and italians and is a lower-middle class neighborhood that lacks spoiled brats. it is also walking distance from all the shops and cool places to chill in new city unlike the rich side where you have to drive to get to town.

kid 1: I'm going to friends house in new city today.
kid 2: So you're going to a rich, stuck-up person's house
kid 1: no, he lives in the new city condos.

by rocklandrules845 August 17, 2009

Condomed

To get incredibly drunk then wearing a condom on your head

Bro lets get totally condomed

by Mr unstable December 16, 2013

Condolations

When a situation calls for condolences for one and congratulations for someone else.

You're parents got a promotion and they are moving out of state leaving you alone.
"Hey great news about your Moms promotion, oh, sorry you're going to be alone here aren't you? Condolations...

by Steve Day December 30, 2008