red hot chili peppers

Like Faith No More, a great genre-less band with an extraordinary amount of talent as seen in Blood Sugar Sex Magik, Mother's Milk, and Californication. Sadly, any hint of talent was mysteriously missing in their last album "Stadium Arcadium".

Guy: "Dude, did you hear the last red hot chili peppers album, Stadium Arcadium?"

Pepper fan: "I don't wanna talk about it.."

Guy: "Dude, that's like their best album yet!"

Pepper fan: *reaches over and slaps the guy in the face...twice*

by Pepper fan December 23, 2006

Chili Dog

Occurs during anal sex. Either with a man and women or two men. The man thrusting his penis into the anus gets a suprise of fecal matter on his penis. It looks like chili on a hot dog (penis), thus it is a chili dog.

Julie gave me a chili dog by sharding on my cock.

by longrodpenetrator May 14, 2010

chili dawg

chili dawg on a toasted bun, when you shit on a girls butt cheeks, and then butt cheek fuck her.

husband: Thanks for offering me a chili dawg, but could I have a chili dawg on a toasted bun?
wife: Sure dear.

by kozykole May 10, 2003

cold chillin

to perform the act of ingesting psychedelics in any of its creative edible forms; while psychedelics are required in the equation, marijuana and alcohol are not, although they are commonly found in most of the instances of "cold chillin"

Billy "Yo dude, what's up today?
Manny "Shit...dude...cold chillin"
Billy "Shit"
Manny "Shiiiit"

by yesyoudid February 19, 2011

Chili Mac

When you give your hungover partner a chili dog so bad they die unexpectedly of pneumonia a la Bernie Mac.

He gave a her a chili dog that went bad and turned into a Chili Mac.

by Gtothedogg October 7, 2008

Chili Boat

When a person of the same or opposite sex defacates on another female's bosom area and then proceeds to perform the motor boat.

I was going to give her a Filthy Sanchez, but the laxative kicked in so I decided to give her a Chili Boat instead.

by Creeping Doom August 17, 2008

texas chili bowl

real texas chili bowl is when u shit between someones mudflaps then eat ur own shit from they asshole with a spoon..... or fork depending on consistency

rileys mom asked me to do a texas chili bowl so i pee'd in her butt and told her its a bonedale tradition :)

by shitty buttshits December 25, 2006