chavonne gloster

Chavonne Gloster is the most soccer mom name/title there is. A Chavonne Gloster is excited about everything to do with school and school spirit, basically a soccer mom who is also the greatest person in the world.

omg she is such a chavonne gloster
yeah, you're right! she is so into school spirit and being a soccer mom!

by Awesome a August 24, 2017

anti-chavvy 3000

car protection devices designed with the sole purpose of destroying the genitalia of any godamm thieving batsards who happen to come to close to your car with a coathanger and industrial strength metal dissolver

hey bill, check out my new protection system, lets see that goddam toe-rag try and steal my radio now

by the goddam owner of the car with a bustlock March 28, 2003

Chavala

A fucking disgrace for a wannabe gangster

That puto on Southside is a Chavala

by wayne41 July 3, 2011

Chavalanche

A group of chavs. (otherwise known as pikeys, townies, scums of the earth etc.) Often a group that is following a regular person, nerd, emo or even lesser chav in order to inflict physical pain upon that person.

Can also be used when walking towards a group of chavs.

Ben: Uh-oh! Chavalanche!

Peri: We were totally bunned by a chavalanche last week.

by Chriso2989 November 15, 2006

chavver

Kappa-wearing good for nothing (Cheltenham)

There's a bunch of chavvers hanging around in the park drinking cider

by Matt September 28, 2003

chavio

An Italian Chav. The classic overseas stereotype of an Italian with the full on greasy curly hair (sometimes long), gold jewelery and hairy chest exposed. Often complemented with fancy leather shoes off some animial such as a crocodile with the wearer not wearing socks and often exposing hairy tanned ankles.

A mix of chav and Fabio. Sounds best when said with an Opera sounding Italian accent! Chavio!

by Salena Semmens July 27, 2006

chavs

Chavs, o! You light up my day!!! You think you're soo hard core (innit)with your "burberry" gear, flourescent pink tracksuits with scraped back hair into a "fashionable" (safe man!) messy bun. Your bling (bling bling) hoop earrings in bling gold, just make me smile, and your accents just are widely known. O, and the guys (you aint ma blud, innit bruv) with your shot spikey hair, and (fucking safe) swagger. Chavs you have come to take over this world, and you're doing a very good job of it :S . That's kinda scary.

Indeed, it is very scary, that the phenominal species, of the given title "chavs", are in fact, taking over this universe.

by Yo freako October 10, 2005