Bathroom buffet

The highly sexualized act of a man defecating whilst on the toilet performing rabid cunnilingus upon a female which appears to want said action to be neverending.

Holey moley! I walked in on Ernie giving Jennifer a much heated bathroom buffet today. "Bust out the pressure washer!" is all I could say...

by anonymous June 29, 2025

Bathroom buffet

The highly energetic sexual act of a man defecating into the toilet whilst performing fervent cunnilingus upon an equally energized & receptive woman.

"The other night I was both shocked & amazed by walking in on Ernie giving Jennifer a bathroom buffet!" stated the housekeeper to the valet.

by Cheefroach June 30, 2025

hot buffet

a gangbang verison of a hot lunch

"we should do another group poop in macy"

"in macy?"

"no, not in macy, cus then it would be a hot buffet"

by fent floyd September 24, 2025

Cooking bullets

To shoot a gun.

Me and my buddies were cooking bullets this weekend.

by Hoosiergirl01 September 28, 2025

Dingle bullet

when you fill your penile hole with dingle berries then urinate to shoot them out like a gun.

“He made a dingle bullet and shot his single berries at me!” she says with dingle berries on her nipples.

by Delphi-dingle September 28, 2025

The Barnes Buffet

The act of sucking more than 7 penises in a day.

Ugh, don't go near her! Last week she chowed down on The Barnes Buffet!

by It's all a joke June 7, 2011

in-between buffet

An oral sex activity that involves constant enjoyment of Partners crotch area.

I went to a in-between buffet with the wife last night.

by PandasPaw May 26, 2016