Mini Dave

A kid who isn’t quite Dave, but, a much younger and smaller version of the big fella. A kid who likes Canadian girls and will sleep all day.
by Mini Dave November 20, 2020
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Dave summers

Verb: A agricultural practice that describes a person sowing all of their land to one crop, usually Canola, for two or more years
1. “Ah you hear about tim he’s gonna Dave summers it this year”
“Fuck why would he do that?
by Canuck0305 June 19, 2019
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fuzzy dave

A zoophilic act where a man cums down a cat's throat, and then eventually the cat will cough up a hairball with the man's cum in it. Next, the man rubs the cum-filled hairball on a woman's face
Oh babe, Whiskers coughed up another hairball after the fuzzy dave I gave her. You know what this means!
by Marniechan January 19, 2025
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Dave

Godlike... you will want to pounce on him!
Mom - 'are you meeting Dave tonight?'
Charl - 'yeah I'll be all over him like a tramp on chips!'
by beg4me August 04, 2022
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Dave’s fire finger

Having a “Dave’s hot chicken” Reaper chicken strip pushed onto your anus trying to get as much of hot seasoning to remain as possible. Your partner then uses the “Dave’s sauce” to lick off the seasoning, generally slowly, to cause it to burn both participants.
“Hey can we stop and get some chicken strips later? I want you to give me Dave’s fire finger.
by GMTX January 04, 2025
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Dave Bayley

Dave Bayley is a celebrity from the band Glass Animals who came to fame in 2022 for his song Heat Waves. He loves dogs, fruit, and being a silly billy when he sings at his shows. He loves his fans and is a goofy goofball. He has a large vocal range and can sing anywhere from high up to down low. Everybody, and I mean everybody loves Dave Bayley.
“Man, I love Dave Bayley. I need a Dave Bayley in my life.”
by thepurplecultist August 03, 2025
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fakey daves

A phrase used by someone with little education in the English language, to describe prescription glasses.
Maybe u need to go to spec savers
Fuck ad get ur money back mate they give you fakey daves
by TheMightyOracle February 14, 2018
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