That's not what your mom said last night

Just about. The greatest comeback to anything. Used mainly when talking about the size of genitals, but can apply to anything else.

Person A - Hey look at our science. That's bigger than yours!
Person B - That's not what your mom said last night!
Person C - Oh BURN.

That's not what your mom said last night by More Awesome Than Thou November 13, 2005

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so how's your mom?

the greatest way to change the topic of an uncomfortable conversation.

"Not that you have body lice, or possibly have AIDS, I don't care who you are, what you did, where you're from, as long as you love meeee!"
" . . . "
"So how's your mom?"

so how's your mom? by E.M.T. December 24, 2008

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the 'your mom' reflex

the sudden, inexplicable urge to turn every sentence that ever comes out of anyone's mouth into a 'your mom' joke.

president obama: america needs change!
person afflicted with the 'your mom' reflex: your mom needs change.

person in restaurant: i really like this soup! it has really good chicken in it.
person afflicted with the 'your mom' reflex: your mom has really good chicken in it.

person in car number 1: man that person ahead of us is driving badly.
person in car number 2: who's driving that car anyway??
person in car number 3, who is afflicted with the 'your mom' reflex: your mom's driving that car.

the 'your mom' reflex by sare1258 April 20, 2010