muddy windows

A process more "intimate" than the glass bottom boat. It involves releasing ones bodily waste through the anus on to the eye glasses of a loving admirer.

While Melissa was hitting the bong, I squatted quietly over Cory and gave him a close up of my Mexican dinner from last night.

While Melissa was hitting the bong, I squatted quietly over Cory and gave him a close up of my Mexican dinner from last night. He loves it when I give him muddy windows. I'm Lee.

by Box May 6, 2004

Let's fog up the windows

To have sex in the car.

Hey babe, let's fog up the windows tonight!

by Orale weyy June 24, 2018

wiidow

A woman who used to have a husband or partner, but now has an oversized four-year-old who can't drag himself away from the Nintendo Wii.

"Brad hasn't taken me out since he got Mario Galaxy."
"Forget about him Janet. Come party with me and the other wiidows!"

by gsv January 17, 2008

computer widow

Term used to refer to the spouse of a vidiot.

Computer Widow: Honey, stop playing WOW and cuddle with me.
Vidiot: Awww, come on. Just until I reach level 60.

by Katie-Ivan April 23, 2006

Burning Widow

A hybrid Weed strand, consisting of white widow (the strongest strand of marjiuana) and orange kush. This occurs when the two plants are grown next to each other, which produces this great hybrid. The orange kush does however decrease the strength of the white widow leaving this strand with a 7/10. The strength of headies and the price of mids.

I just bought this reggie but it is looking like 'Burning Widow.'

by Kryo Tronic December 12, 2010

Mr. Windorf

True story.

1 - Hey, have you heard that?
2 - Yeah, is it true?
1 - Yeah! It's a Mr. Windorf!

by hisfavoritestudent March 10, 2013

Windows Vista

A totally wanky piece of software that's been crammed down people's throats by forcibly installing it on all new PCs.

Shop Assistant : It has Windows Vista on it to!
Me : Bollocks! I don't want it
SA : But it won't work without it!
Me : Will it arse! I'm putting Linux on it! Here, take my Vista DVD and COA and gimme my cash back!
SA : Erm.....

by Chris Maggs October 3, 2007