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by kittykatchan December 16, 2016
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"What's all that noise, I can't hear the film?!"
"I don't know, must be someone having a popcorn wank!"
"I don't know, must be someone having a popcorn wank!"
by Bambamg123 December 16, 2016
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by Willy Friday Wanker November 9, 2015
Get the wanking friday mug.To engage in dickish behavior. Used in the same spirit as "to fuck about", "fuck around", or "screw around".
We would have gotten here much faster if so many other drivers weren't wanking about the whole time.
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Get the profile wank mug.Also known as "The Love Sock". The old sock that you use to ejaculate into when masturbating and thrown under the bed.
by Arse face August 13, 2017
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