Wee Willie Winkie

An insulting or demeaning term used in reference to an unusually small penis.

"Put wee willie winkie away before I piss my pants from laughing at it."

by Angelic_Sherry September 21, 2005

willy c

willyc is always breaking things and is one of the most destructive things in the east lothian.

wiiiiiiiiillllllllllllllllllllly what have you done!

mr kerr said "yourrrrrr mining sonnn!!!"

Willy "it wisny me di-hi set it up"

mr kerr "i dontttt carrrre annnymorrre willy!!!!!!!"

mr kerr "getttt backkk too youurrr kennnnnalll sonnnnn!!!!"

by dr ddw voge December 4, 2003

play the willy banjo

A form of masturbation popular in the deep south of the USA, parts of Australia, Yorkshire and Shaw (see gorby).

Boy, you sure look like a hog, I wonder if you squeal like one. Sooooo-weeeee. Now play mah willy banjo.

by The Strut October 12, 2004

Willie da Squid

Most popular rapper in history Lil Wayne's name for fake ass hater Gillie da Kid, a worthless, talentless fake ass bitch from Philidelphia.

Im a shark in da water, yessir i swim wit da big, so i dont have time to deal with willie da squid.

by Dr. Rev. M. J. Ditto PHD February 27, 2009

Steam boat willy

A blowjob performed over the pants

Will ruined hasan’s pants after a steam boat willy

by PooPooPiker July 2, 2019

Carmen Willis Day

-n.- A festival held annually on Feb. 8th to celebrate the legacy and life of said Carmen Willis. In a small village, the villagers would traditionally fill miniature cowboy hats with Picante Salsa and place them upon the head of their penis (similar to a bucket on a tree limb.) There is determined a winner, who gets the honor of having a Frankfurter (or turkey dog substitute) forced into their anal cavity by the second place recipient. The traditional garb worn at this festival is a mumu and wooden shoes similar to that found within Sweden.

"Man, the tip of my penis is still sore from last year's Carmen Willis Day!"

by CW Day Association July 12, 2009

Willie Le Roux

When you're sleeping next to the hottest woman in the world and you shit the bed after which you roll around in it.

Dude, the hottest tinder date stayed over last night but after we went to bed I did a full Willie Le Roux so I'll never see her again.

by Springbokke October 20, 2019