Every two months men have a hormonal imbalances, just like women do when they are on their period and it's, "that time of the month", for them. It's main symptoms are irritablity and tiredness.
Guy 1: FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!
Guy 2: What's wrong with guy 1?
Guy 3: Nothing really, it's that time of the two months for him.
Guy 2: What's wrong with guy 1?
Guy 3: Nothing really, it's that time of the two months for him.
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Don't say this within large groups of black people.
Don't say this within large groups of black people.
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Get the Two hour tacos mug.A Idiom used to express ones dissatisfaction with facing something that is inevitable. Short hand for the Metaphorical expression: (to be like) two scroat goats locked in a barn with nothing to do but bone.
Both the idiom and the metaphorical expression originated from the class of 2015 at a derp school near Atlanta,GA
Both the idiom and the metaphorical expression originated from the class of 2015 at a derp school near Atlanta,GA
Idiom:
White suburban kid#1: Ready for finals?
White suburban kid#2: No, I didn't study. Two scroat goats.
Metaphorical expression:
White suburban kid#1: Ready for finals?
White suburban kid#2: No, I didn't study.
White suburban kid#1: Gee, I guess you and that final are like two scroat goats locked in a barn with nothing to do but bone, huh.
White suburban kid#2: Indeed.
White suburban kid#1: Ready for finals?
White suburban kid#2: No, I didn't study. Two scroat goats.
Metaphorical expression:
White suburban kid#1: Ready for finals?
White suburban kid#2: No, I didn't study.
White suburban kid#1: Gee, I guess you and that final are like two scroat goats locked in a barn with nothing to do but bone, huh.
White suburban kid#2: Indeed.
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"Good shit, Liz?"
"Two flush and brush, Phil. You'd best call the Lord Chamberlain to open the palace windows."
"Two flush and brush, Phil. You'd best call the Lord Chamberlain to open the palace windows."
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