Sandy Salad

Giving oral sex, gagging on the cum, and vomiting an entire meal of spinach salad on the recipient.

Do you want me to spit or swallow? Neither I want you to make me a Sandy Salad.

by JobGr33n September 20, 2020

salad crawdad

the biggest white mans whore in the world,
literally if you look at her you’re automatically blind because she might be black but she radiates whiteness

ari: “Bitchh did you hear about salad crawdad?”
me: “ugh no, did she get with another white man again?”
ari: “yeah ugh she’s such a white mans whore”
salad crawdad: “🤠😔👇”

by big mac girl September 18, 2018

Robo Salad

In the year 2000 when man eating robots have wiped out the human race, Robot's will only have this lovely snack to enjoy.

"Robot Butt holes"

"Mecha toss my Robo salad"

by tuggles March 09, 2010

Bachelor Salad

A salad consisting of everything one would regularly put into a sandwich, minus the bread.

Bri: Man, I haven't been to the store in weeks, all I've had to eat for breakfast is potstickers and bachelor salad.
Nick: Bachelor salad?
Bri: Spinach, vinagarette, a slice of deli meat, and a slice of cheese.
Nick: So basically a sandwich.
Bri: Without bread.

by ImaginaryRawr September 04, 2010

salad slut

someone you summon for salad

"Hey do you want to get dinner?" "No, I'm not your salad slut."

by nunana February 21, 2017

The Cesar Salad

When a girl wants to toss a salad, but is not satisfied with the surface, so she inserts her entire tongue, nose deep into the asshole. The result after completion is a combination of shit and semen which resembles that of a cesar salad.

Frank wanted the cesar salad from nicole and she gave it to him.

by Chopped February 23, 2014

salad date

It's more formal than a coffee date but less formal than a dinner date.

So uhh Sally, you wanna go on a salad date tomorrow?

by RedDevilScreamQueen November 04, 2015