doing the verizontal 

Phone sex

Girl 1: He leaves on Friday for two weeks.
Girl 2: Looks like you two will be doing the verizontal.

doing the verizontal by Lola Samuels January 26, 2013

scratch the vinyl 

When a guy tries to stick it in a girls ass, but she springs out of the bed and turns and gives him the stink eye. Scratching the vinyl is the sound that goes through the guys head, as when a record stops abruptly.

Everything was going great with Yolanda until i had to go scratch the vinyl. Now, I have no chance at hitting that again.

scratch the vinyl by timingway August 11, 2014

the green giant in the valley 

The biggest, meanest, most physically intimidating bully in your environment

My former high school was reputed to have the green giant in the valley among several high schools.

the green giant in the valley by Uncle Dimma October 24, 2014

Climbing the vine 

A viner who seems to be raising in popularity.

Jessica is climbing the vine. She's got a vine featured in a vine compilation!

Climbing the vine by Literate 'merican Stoner July 7, 2016

i've been to the vet 

I've had a vasectomy. I can't have any more children. (Males)

Do you want anymore kids? "No I've been to the vet"

i've been to the vet by Chuzzled July 23, 2017

share the vape 

inhaling vape then hooking up with someone, keeping to vape between your mouths then blowing out the rest of the vape.

Oh come on, i know you wanna share the vape

share the vape by samsin August 7, 2017

drive the volleyball bus 

The act of inserting both penis and testicles into your partner's orafice of choice.

I thrust a little to hard with the wife last night and had to drive the volleyball bus home!

drive the volleyball bus by Pigdog Volt May 5, 2018