blue jowls

1. Possibly uncomfortable moments of ravenous anticipation immediately preceding occassions of intense potable bliss.

2. Prognosis for condition arising from long periods of time without consumption.

"Man, this is gonna taste so good, I got the blue jowls sooo bad!"

by Pheon1xBorn January 29, 2005

Blue Panther

A college football team that covers on O/U wager but loses on point spread wager.

Georgia State pulled a typical Blue Panther against Arkansas State.

by DevilAnse October 15, 2020

Morningwood blues

The strong emotional sensation associated with morning wood, or waking up with a boner. It usually results in minor depression and having to pee, only cured by a severely guilt inducing masturbation session to underaged midget porn.

Santiago: aye, compadre, I almost killed my self after watching Lisa Ann take it from a ten year old three footer but it was the only way to get rid of that often morningwood blues.

Phil- whatever man, Ya gotta do what u you gotta do.

by Shazeef January 8, 2015

blue razz

a blowjob given by Sonic the Hedgehog wherein he periodically blows a raspberry on the tip

A: B, why do you look so tired?
B: I was up pretty late last night. I just couldn't get off...until I saw a video of Knuckles getting a blue razz. He came four times, dude!

by _hexx23 November 12, 2019

Blue backpacker

An ecstasy to all bees warmers out there. Everybody loves them as they gives sprouts every time. They’re kinda dum tho, but their kindness neutralizes that. If you see one in your coco canister infested server, say hi and tell them to obliterate those nasty little loot stealers.

Oh, it’s a wonderful blue backpacker! John, wanna say hi to them?

by A accurate defined. August 25, 2021

blue diarrhea

when a smurf is having a massive shit, but ends up having diarrhea colored blue.

i just watched the smurfs movie and in this one scene, one smurf was having blue diarrhea.

by cool1256 May 23, 2017

blue greener

A blue greener is someone who ships Larry to an extreme amount and are a big crazy Larry is the ship of Louis and Harry from the band one Direction and it’s not just a ship it’s also a real and epic love story of two kids torn apart by management but in the end found their way home

You see that girl over there yeah she’s a major blue greener she devotes her whole life to it

by Obviouslytheresnotruthtoit March 10, 2021