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bung turkey

someone who utters useless bullshit; skwaks out of their ass
Did you hear what Courtney said? She's such a bung turkey!
bung turkey by Joshman515 January 29, 2008

flaming noob turkey

A flaming noob turkey is saying when a friend does or says something stupid, now you could say your a flaming noob turkey to them
-hey ronald i ollied a cat yesterday.
-hey bobby i really dont care you flaming noob turkey .

dirty turkey 

when ur gettin head and u gobble and wave ur hands around
when i was over jareds i heard a wild turkey sound coming from the bedroom
dirty turkey by Patrick February 9, 2005

turkey bacon 

under cover cop
turkey bacon by Adele February 1, 2004

Turkey Twizzlers 

Turkey Twizzlers represent everything I hate about School Dinners

They are full of shit and they are in a shape of a pigs penis

They only contain 30% Turkey, the rest is salt, bread crumbs, E-flavours and other crap (they might even contain turkey shit)

You can find them In England, they are an embaressment to the whole world and whoever invented them is a ignorant arse!
Twat "Yummy, Turkey Twizzlers for dinner!"
Me "Shut the f*ck up, I'd rather have a salad Thank-you very much!"

Turkey Titties 

The pectorals of an over weight male that buldge to look like the breasts of a woman. These "titties" come from a diet that is over consisting of meats..or that of meat substances.

Can also be used to describe one who eats too much on thanksgiving
1. Damn nick...your turkey titties are bigger than my girlfriends actual tits.

2.Your turkey tits are so big that you could fill a C cup.

3. You gonna watch what you eat this thanksgiving turkey tits?
Turkey Titties by Tony Morien December 16, 2005