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Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard, otherwise knows as Wisi (pronounced Wizzy), is the most powerful wizard in all the lands. He controls to oceans of cheese flowing through the world. He controls the moon (made of cheese), he even controls the universe itself. If he is ever released from his eternal prison, the universe as we know it will be destroyed, and so will all of the multiverses.
Guardian 1: "If Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard is released, we're gonna get fired"
Guardian 2: "Yep."
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Dry Dave

Similar process to the wet willy, you swab the inside of your asshole with your pointer finger, and then push it into the mouth of your victim.
Ryan: Damn, why’s Jason over there throwing up
Connor: I gave him a dry dave
by Batmanfr March 23, 2024
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Toothy Dave

Toothy Dave is the Tooh boy. He is the toothiest boy there is. He chews rocks like they’re gummy bears and his molars are political prisoners plotting a coup. Tooth Jesus.
“Yeah, I worship Toothy Dave”

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by Timmy Asshole October 10, 2025
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Say hi to Dave for me.

Allegedly this is a code phrase used to identify text scammers whose locations are compromised so that they have a chance to get out of their location before organized crime families, ICE or the FBI storm their location.

In Ohio, it was said that one text scammer, who asked for the wrong social security number by text, was found cut into small pieces with an exacto knife, the phrase "Hi Dave" carved into his forehead.

Another guy, in Florida, asked for a social security number and if the caller was 21 and was mailed to his hometown in New Mexico in 21 boxes.

Of course, to prevent panic, all references to Dave, saying HI to Dave, Dave saying hi, are under the strictest of media blackouts. None of the Say Hi to Dave murders are known about outside of a few people dumb enough to ask about it on social media.

Disinformation op or reality, all I know is I don't want to have anyone ask me about Dave. And if you're a scammer, and you see "Say hi to Dave," you should probably run. Ask yourself... is it safe not to run?

Or maybe its just something Dave started.
Thanks, Miguel. I'll give you your social security number as soon as you tell me yours. Let's do this!

Miguel... get out. Lose my number. Run. Say Hi to Dave for me. Wear a clean shirt for YouTube. God bless you and good luck. Be safe. Staying put is not *safe.*
Who was your last target? No, no, dont tell me, I don't want to risk it. Just say hi to Dave. Don't take time to google it, just get out. Please get out. I dont want to testify again. just go. please go.
by Absolutely NOT Dave October 14, 2025
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Dave

term used to define rich people in 2025
I'm doing well but I'm no Dave
by cuttyman9 October 28, 2025
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Dave’s not here man

A phase used to determine that the piece of information you were looking for is null and void. Said as a response that politely indicates the answer is unknown.
Taken from the hit movie Cheech and Chong
Person (a) can you help me out later ?
Person (b) Dave’s not here man
by Deloris Schrodinger November 11, 2025
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take a dave

Take a Dave: To suddenly leave or step away from a place or situation without any explanation.
Person 1: “Yo, where’d Mark go?”
Person 2: “He took a Dave like five minutes ago.”
Person 1: “No warning?”
Person 2: “Nope. The guy vanished mid-sentence.”
Person 1: “Bro, why’d he just leave like that?”
Person 2: “That’s literally what ‘take a Dave’ means, just walking out abruptly.”
Person 1: “Dang… he really took a Dave then.”
by jadealchemist280 November 15, 2025
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