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Day of the Mclawry

On the 15th of July every year an ancient tradition descending back from pagan times. On this very day any person with the name going by McLawry must be served and treated like a king of his own kingdom and is entitled to have what ever he so desires. This includes blow jobs, hand jobs or any sexual gratification. If this is not done this could bring about the end of days as it is a bad omen of a lawry to be denied his God given rights.
Hey woman I here by declare my name is McLawry and today is the 15th of July' Day of the McLawry Now to save the rest of humanity you must now get on your'e knees and suck me off for no less than 30 minutes and after that you will ride me like a horse until my hip bones have been atomized. Do this and you shall be doing your'e part in saving all of humanity.
by Corpserooter July 7, 2018
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jaw day

when somebody hit the gym and talk the entire time that their jaw actually become sore the day after
" james was here an hour ago and all he did was give me advice on how i can get better gains by going vegan. didnt even lift"
"oh, must be jaw day"
by analienorganism January 19, 2019
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gwop day

Today is a good day to get paid gwop day!
by Dottiedoesit February 11, 2019
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BP DAY

shes thick its definitely BP DAY
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Day Zero

The day when you wake up and are 100% free from any bondages of a boss, because you are now getting paid without having to work—you have graduated from a tired-and-broke entrepreneur (who used to slave for sixty to eighty hours a week for yourself to avoid working forty hours a week for someone else) to a passivepreneur.
From Day Zero, you no longer need an alarm clock as you could sleep through until you feel like waking up to have your breakfast at any time of the day.
by Fasters January 28, 2023
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At the end of the day

In inclusion, when all is said and done...
At the end of the day...I am that child's father, regardless of the DNA results!!!
by talk2me-JCH2 September 25, 2023
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lmanburg day

L'manburg day is a day when L'manburg was blown up by its founder Wilbur Soot. After that day L'manburg as been a well known place in the minecraft community ever since. o7
Lmanburg day was a great place were a lot of war went off.
by @katishotter on twitter <3 November 25, 2021
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