A Lone Star State turtleneck for your penis—foreskin: optional, controversial, and occasionally regretted once removed.
Becky : I saw John's penis by accident, he's got a texas sweater.
Hannah: LOL. Becky aren't you into a man with foreskin?
Hannah: LOL. Becky aren't you into a man with foreskin?
by turbocajpin February 3, 2025
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2.) Back hair that starts just below the hairline and extends down the back.
2.) Back hair that starts just below the hairline and extends down the back.
Told my barber to make sure he trims my Turkish Sweater as he's finishing up. I don't want any hair poking out of my collar.
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by proximity. April 23, 2025
Get the Room Sweeper mug.That decent looking bro in the squad (typically above a 7 in looks) who for some unknown reason enjoys engaging in sexual relationships with ugly women (4’s and below). The term likens them to ‘street sweeper’ machines used by garbage collectors to clean the streets of dirt and debris. These bros often have an ‘ugly girl fetish’ or lack the confidence to go to higher ranks.
Mark: Damn, Nick was a real street sweeper last night at the rave.
Jack: Yeah, that chick was clapped.
Jack: Yeah, that chick was clapped.
by thebikerdude November 12, 2025
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Get the big red sweater mug.when a man is sitting down on a couch and he farts but it doesnt go behind him it goes to the front and warms his balls like its wearing a freshly knit sweater
by kingslushie93 June 28, 2011
Get the Freshly knit sweater mug.When sex is not a high priority and the idea of doing anything but the act is more interesting. This is a multi-use phrase. Having children definately brings on knit a sweater. Dating a prude or someone with no vision absolutely qualifies under knit a sweater. When men use this term it is crucial to understand that someone needs to put them out of their misery immediately. All fabulous people.. honey, knit away.
I think my best friend is going through the knit a sweater phase, because she was mad at me wanting to look sexy for my new boyfriend. The sweatsuit and frizzy hair were also tell-tale signs that I should have shut up talking, but I didn't, and she bit my head off.
by TwoTablesNoTime January 13, 2012
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