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by bounty67 December 28, 2017
Get the Shift worker mug.n: Literally the epitome of awesome. Probably part god part man. Hard to handle but worth it anyway, this guy is unique. Doesn't sleep much, rumour has it this demi-god may also be a vampire. Or a cyborg.
"Hey, did you hear Mark is swimming in bitches? He's a total Shiftz."
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"Mark is being a total pain in the ass this week. He's lucky he's such a Shiftz usually."
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"Mark is being a total pain in the ass this week. He's lucky he's such a Shiftz usually."
by RockSteadyReject January 2, 2018
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Get the sniff the stiff mug.A Shifter is a person, who changes his old gadget into a new one by making a smart deal, because he bought it for a small price. For example, he shifts his old boring mobile phone into a new impressive, sick, dope smartphone which analyzes your face to mirror your expressions in some creepy simleys. If the person paid less than his annoying yuppie neighbour, he would be a real SHIFTER!
Annoying yuppie neighbour: "For ten years, I am always buying the newest mobile phone. I just like to pay more than everyone else, cause that way I´m so damn hip and the guy with the newest shit. Just look at my new phone, I bought it last week for $ 1.800!
Shifter: "Yesterday, I bought the same one and paid half the price."
Annoying yuppie neighbor: "Damn Shifter..."
Shifter: "Yesterday, I bought the same one and paid half the price."
Annoying yuppie neighbor: "Damn Shifter..."
by Don_Juicy February 1, 2018
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A Shifter is a person, who changes his old gadget into a new one by making a smart deal, because he bought it for a small price. For example, he shifts his old boring mobile phone into a new impressive, sick, dope smartphone which analyzes your face to mirror your expressions in some creepy smileys. If the person paid less than his annoying yuppie neighbor, he would be a real SHIFTER!
A Shifter is a person, who changes his old gadget into a new one by making a smart deal, because he bought it for a small price. For example, he shifts his old boring mobile phone into a new impressive, sick, dope smartphone which analyzes your face to mirror your expressions in some creepy smileys. If the person paid less than his annoying yuppie neighbor, he would be a real SHIFTER!
Annoying yuppie neighbor: “For ten years, I am always buying the newest mobile phone. I just like to pay more than everyone else, cause that way I’m so damn hip and the guy with the newest shit. Just look at my new mobile phone, I bought it last week for 1.800 $!”
Shifter: “Yesterday, I bought the same one and paid half the price.”
Annoying yuppie neighbor: ”Damn Shifter…”
Shifter: “Yesterday, I bought the same one and paid half the price.”
Annoying yuppie neighbor: ”Damn Shifter…”
by Don_Juicy February 5, 2018
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