Swag Grenade

When someone has so much swag that the onlooker feels like they were hit with a grenade of pure swaggage.

Jeff: Hey man, you heard of that mofo Tyler the Creator?
Cliff: Yeah what about him?
Jeff: I saw a pic of him man. Felt like I was hit with a swag grenade!
Cliff: For serious???
Jeff: For definitely.

Christy: Hey you dropped somethin.
Robin: *looks down*
Christy: Your swag!
Robin: That's a lie! That onlooker there took one glance at me and she looked like she was hit with a swag grenade!
Christy: You're right. Forgive me.

by John Enken October 01, 2011

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Swag Team

A group of 3-4 people, usually best friends, that have the ability to charm most everyone. People usually want to be them and they can make each other laugh harder than any others. These are the best of friends.

Jenna: Oh hey look, it's Mary and Aaron.

Mitch: Where's the rest of the swag team?

by cheer&dance January 31, 2012

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mad swag

The type of swag that is out of this world. Usually attained by maximum douchebaggery and always includes designer sunglasses often worn indoors

"Yo check that douche bag out in his 2004 infinity rocking those Versace shades, he thinks he's got mad swag"

by FHJ_TO June 26, 2014

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Swag stick

When someone has so much swag. Dresses real nice. A figure of speech meaning someone must hit them with the swag stick because they look tight/cool.

Tim: dang look at ricks new clothes

Bob: he must of got hit with the swag stick

Ashley: eww look at him, someone should've hit him with the swag stick.

by o0oisaiahriverao0o March 07, 2012

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