Facebook says so

The influence facebook's categorising of the world has. Only that which follows facebook criteria is acknowledged and allowed. Giving facebook the power to influence our world through mass conformity to its imposed framework.

Is this about me
I can only be what facebook allows
If you put face and book together does it make facebook
The spell check has a little red line under facebook
If I press add to dictionary the line goes away
This is about me
I wonder why that is

everyone calls me by my nickname, but facebook wont allow it on my profile. I have to use a name no one knows me by

Why; because facebook says so

by Jimmie Kaye February 11, 2012

Not-so-phantom faeces

when the methane emitted does actually contain feaces molecules, this may result in the unconciousness of people in your imediate vicinty

liam: fuck, that girl just dropped down dead

Gary: yeh, i just let out a not-so-phantom faeces

by flangeface March 27, 2011

so much (for) stardust

Fall out boy’s 8th studio album, also arguably the best album ever released

“Hey, have you heard the new Fall Out Boy album?”
“You mean So Much (For) Stardust? Yeah, and its the best album ever!”

by felonysteve March 27, 2023

so close! ❤️

Usually in response to a statement that is hilariously false, and proceeded by a childishly simple explanation

My favorite color is square.
So close! ❤️ That’s a shape

by luc designs August 3, 2023

not-so-great beyond

An afterlife that is somewhat underwhelming.

Purgatory is an example of a not-so-great beyond.

by MaybeARealWord January 21, 2022

I'm so silly

Being an emotional wreck, suppressing emotions and acting funny so other people won't worry about you

- Oh My gosh, I'm so silly :3 !!!

by AcidicInkling October 16, 2022

Im so tired

a person who wants to die like you reading this right now

Person : Im so tired
Person 2: you okay?

by raiissotired March 12, 2022