cuff-shuffling

A physical act whereby one person takes hold of another seated person's outstretched legs by the cuff of the pants and gently agitates them up and down, thus producing a relaxing sensation for weary legs. Can only be done with the subject wearing long pants.

"Darling I've had a busy day, would you mind cuff-shuffling me a little?"

by Marquis de stade May 17, 2006

Shuffler

A old man who doesn't walk and instead shuffles.

Who's that creepy shuffler who's been going past our window every two minutes?

by supermac September 21, 2009

Shuffling

What faggots do

Person one: look at him shuffling!
Person two: he must be a faggot

by ShufflersSuckPoop November 6, 2011

shuffleboard

Once upon a time white people played a game called shuffle board at racially segregated country clubs. When most country clubs became desegregated, the white people stopped playing the game because it was too embarrassing for anyone outside their imagined aristocracy to know about.

Hubert: Mildred would you like to play some shuffleboard.
Mildred: That would be swell Hubert.

by scott trowbridge June 11, 2006

Dusseldorf Shuffleboard

when 2 men both cum on a girls back and the one that cum's the furthest wins. ass to pussy is 1 point, pussy to tits 2 points, tits to mouth 3 points, and mouth to top of head 4 points. any thing else is no points.

"Wayne and i dusseldorf shuffleboarded stacy last night, that motherfucker beat me by like 2 points! after like 4 rounds!"

by lostinconformiti December 6, 2012

shufflepaw

Dogs who walk by dragging there paws along the ground without lifting them up fully.

My dog does that shufflepaw thing where she doesn't lift her paws from the ground when she walks. She's either lazy or something is wrong with her.

by Telly Phone September 25, 2017

spufflette

Female receiver of spuff, generally used as a term of endearment.

I love you my little spufflette.

by spufflette January 2, 2009