Roberto

The coolest guy u will ever meet, seriously, this guy will make u laugh every time u talk to him. Also he is intelligent AF. He is so intelligent that he calculated the percentage of people that like him and dislike him(0.2% haters)

Example: hey! U saw that swag man over there?!
Person 2: that ain't no normal person, that's ROBERTO

by Ilovechinks737382 April 11, 2018

robere

A cool name as silk as sand, the original Rob, the proidegy. The legend the drama the humanity. The absolute god and saviour. Anyone with this last name is a beast in bed and legend outside ;)))

Person 1: “U a Robere?”
Person 2: “No”
Person 1: “Dissapointment”

by Good Rob May 27, 2018

Robert

A failure nibba who asks a girl out six times, and gets rejected everyone.

Vanessa: Robert is so stupid, he asked me out again!!!

by Extracheddarplease May 31, 2018

Robert

A dick. An asshole. An idiot. A jerk.

Person 1: oh look who it is!
Person 2: ugh it’s Robert..

by Sheebootyqeqe June 1, 2018

Robert

Likes to eat ramen NOODLES his hair looked like ramen NOODLES, play's fornite and sleeps with ramen NOODLES.

Friend of mine: can I have some.
Robert:what.
Friend of mine: your hair.

by Dani23101 June 2, 2018

robert goodwin

Robert Goodwin is a very funny guy. He is extremely hot and can be super kind to everyone. He is also can be the new kid in the school yet still be very nice towards others.

Wow, Robert Goodwin is so nice! Maybe I should talk to him

by Howewwe June 5, 2018

Robertoism

The feeling of being lit while also simping. Especially at random times.

Look at Alexander, Robertoism at its finest.

by Stayyy.wettt June 5, 2018