Going pro

When a male turns to a professional sex worker in order to get some action.

When I'm in Vegas, if I can't pick up I'm going pro.

by Lazarus Ciccone December 6, 2010

Quid Pro Quip

Derived from the Latin phrase “Quid Pro Quo” (this for that), Quid Pro Quip is a style of conversation in which persons exchange witticisms or gibes.

Mom: “Get out of bed, John! We’re going to church.”
John: “Fuck no, I’m hungover.”
Mom: “Don’t you want to be a good Christian?”

John: “Shit mom…Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.”
Mom: “I will fucking end you if we have to go quid pro quip on a Sunday morning…”

by grow6629 February 20, 2011

pee pro

A home carnival game where you try to aim your pee at the target in toilet or urinal while the target counts the seconds your pee has touched the center of target

Let's play pee pro

by Billiam Beaver June 21, 2016

Lowkey pro

A girl who is a prude and also a unknown hoe

She's a lowkey pro

by Lowkey pro December 11, 2016

genji pro

Genji pro is a slang for Overwatch players that main Genji and say that they have skill, but in reality they suck as any other characters and only press the spacebar every 2 seconds. Mainly directed to white teens trying to be edgy. Also used for people that have no actuall skill in life.

Oliver: I main Genji. I have skill.
Kamil: Nigga u gay.
Oliver: I've been a Genji pro for 2 weeks
Kamil: Nigga u gayer than a furry convention.

by DaddyRoadhog March 25, 2017

Couch pro

Someone who is experienced in spending large amounts of time on the couch. This person typically spends a lot of time watching TV, movies, Netflix, or YouTube, playing video games, or channel surfing, or some combination thereof. Think "couch potato," but with more purpose and intent.

Guy 1: "I heard Joe binged 6 seasons of The Walking Dead last week."
Guy 2: "Yeah, he's a real couch pro."

by Danager1989 April 12, 2017

surface pro

An expression referring to a type of person who maintains an image or an implied level of professional skill, while not having a clue as to what the fuck they're supposed to be doing. Often has a truly vague job description and earns twice your paycheck or more.

Q: Shouldn't we run this by that guy who handles strategic corporate digital alliances or something?
A: Don't even bother. Dude's just a surface pro.

by Hansel San November 30, 2017