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ass pickle 

Ass Pickle is an insult used to call someone something similar to a piece of shit. However, it gets the mind thinking as it combines the words together and is therefore more funny.
You are such an Ass Pickle.

What up, Ass Pickle?
ass pickle by Takuban November 3, 2006
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Picking Flowers 

Picking flowers refers to when someone is visiting the bathroom.

Its also pretty feminine thing to say, and maybe even a bit prestigous, not sure though
Girl 1; I need to go pick flowers, brb
Girl 2; I'll come with you

Picking flowers

fuck pickle 

a complete stuck up asshole. Describing someone who acts like they have something stuck up there ass, mainly because they give the impression that other people are an annoyance to them, and also because of the constant look of constipation in there face as if a foreign object was stuck up there ass.
“what an ignorant fuck pickle” or “that fucking fuck pickle just gave me the fucking finger!”

even "hay you fuck pickle fuck off!"
fuck pickle by lude savage June 27, 2009

Drew Pickles 

The world's most homosexual man and has starred in over 67,000 porno films such as Gay Gay Gay men (2004) and Drew Pickles and the Goatse Gang (2001). He has also had videos made about him currently on YouTube and YTMND. A group called the Barney Bunch used to make videos with Drew Pickles and many other people such as the "Recess! Schools out" gang and Barney the purple dinosaur on Newgrounds until the Barney Bunch was banned from Newgrounds in 2006.
Hello I am Drew Pickles and I am the most homosexual man alive.
Drew Pickles by Barney Bunch May 16, 2008

Arse Pickles 

A game played by members of the male homosexual community whereupon one gentleman inserts a super-sized gherkin or dill pickle spear into his anal cavity for the purposes of sexual arousal. After suitable pleasure has been gained, he returns the now super-spiced item to the jar whereupon its place is lost among the other standard pickles in the pot.

Upon later hosting his chosen bedfellow for a “tasty burger” before a night out at the Pink Palomino Club, he bastes both his own and his guest’s hamburger and buns with mustard, relish and fried onions before suggesting he brings an additional condiment to the table in the form of a potential arse pickle. The guessing game of whether or not one’s burger is “with arse spice” or “without” heightens the enjoyment of the meal and inevitably means that any back-door action enjoyed later in the evening is engaged in with extra gusto.

Arse Pickles - from the original Latin: analus condimentus extremus

“Say Heinz, you are one hot tamale, how do you fancy a night on the club scene this Saturday? Come over to my place and we can feast on fine burgers beforehand and even play Arse Pickles if you think you can handle the flavoursome treats I’m packin’.”

From the uncut video feature special entitled: “Heinz & Helmut Hit Hamburg With Hamsters”

“What ho Tarquin, m’lady has been withholding minge privileges for ten days now, my balls are as large as Seville oranges. What say you pop over before tea time for some cucumber sandwiches and a zesty game of Arse Pickles. That should put lead in both our pencils don’t you reckon old fruit?”

From the novel: I say vicar, my wife’s a stinker, I think I’ll try some bum-fun

Arse Pickles by Monty Cornwall January 20, 2008

pickle park

A truckers term for a roadside rest area where homosexual activity and prostitution occur.
10-4 good buddy, you just pull off into the next pickle park and I'll show you good buddy.
pickle park by Jolly Roger March 14, 2004