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After Nut Pee

When a male has trouble passing urine, urinating hurts, urine is cloudy, or goes into multiple streams shortly after he ejaculates
by Heyitsj000 April 1, 2019
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Sleeping Pee-wee

The insertion of the male flaccid penis into the vaginal or anal cavity after shrinking the penal area with cold ice water.
Performing the task of entering with an ice cold, small, noodle like member into a tight hole.

Hence the Sleeping pee-wee.
To enhance challenge, and make sexual contact last longer.
by Stray thoughts October 6, 2013
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Lil pee hole

The guy with a big truck who likes to brag about said truck
Hey jimmy like my truck well Rick this just shows you have a lil pee hole
by Potter the woods June 17, 2017
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peeing like a racehorse

When u drink so much that u are peeing as fast as a racehorse
Peeing like a racehorse-I’m going to be peeing like a raise horse after drinking so much.
by I’m helpful February 5, 2020
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Tele-pee-thic

Tele-pee-thic – the system dogs use to communicate with each other through encoded messages in their urine. A dog will send a tele-pee-thic message, like “beware of the postman”, by relieving itself on a bush, fire hydrant, grass, etc. Then another dog will come along, smell the urine spot to receive the message, then reply with a courtesy pee on the same location stating “Callie received your message-thanks”
Rover bravely sent a tele-pee-thic message to all other dogs in the area by urinating on Mrs Jone’s rose bushes. The message sent was “Nice flowers, but a mean lady will yell at you if you leave a message here”
by PoorDavid December 28, 2022
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pee-wee the dog

A dog who likes to hump everything especially your other dogs face. Also he likes to poop everywhere and growls like no other dog and he is especially small because he is a miniature doxin.
Mom: No Pee-wee the dog don't hump him!
Me: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HIS PENIS IS STICKING OUT ALL THE WAY!
by Pee-wee the humper January 18, 2017
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Pee In Your Vagina

A male pissing in a woman's vagina for pleasure. Is not adviced. Don't do it. It's gross. Please. She'll hate you.
I will totally pee in your vagina later, gurl.
by Anonononomoos January 6, 2018
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