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Obama

man obama is hot
by urmomlastnighturmome December 29, 2021
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Obamas Last Name

Its CHANGE, its all in his 2008-2009 material and even on his old websites also from 2008-2009 that you can view via the Wayback Machine. His middle name is HOPE, also in all of those.

its not "Care", its not "Biden", its not "President", and its definitely not "obama", that his first name.

One definition says Elon Musk can "help" but he is a Trump Supporter so he cant figure this question out but can figure out TRUMP questions, not obama questions, nobody publicly knew what was obama's last name until today, only the US government, obama himself, and his family knew what his last name was.
Obamas Last Name was a mystery for years, but finally figured out it was CHANGE.
by Thanks, obama. December 30, 2024
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fake Obama

Fake Obama is a boss that you fight before George Washington the boss fight is in Obama Tower
I have just beaten fake Obama
by BiggeCheese105 May 18, 2023
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Obama Sushi

Person 1: Obama Sushi
Person 2: Very pog
by Obama Sushi November 4, 2020
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kanye obama

Obama is the kanye from the future. Obama has time traveled to when his name was Kanye and in 2020 kanye will become president, the obama we know changed time and life as we know.
kanye obama is the future Kanye to show us how it will be in 2020.
by The goat of the truth June 17, 2018
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oBaMa

what is his last name? I guess we will never know...
"you what's oBaMa's last name?"
"idk man"
by gfhudijskoa October 31, 2019
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Barack Obama: Marriage Definer

Does you wife have parents? Are HER parents... YOUR parents?
Hym "That's a sibling. That's what a sibling is."

Barack Obama: Marriage Definer "Now, you see here... Marriage... Is a commitment... To only sleep with someone... Who is kind of your sister. Right? And I know... That based on our studies of how attraction work people tend to be attracted to the same genetic profile and, yeah, we got a lot of sister molesters like (Allegedly) Sam Altman and The Mythbusters guys... And yeah the vast majority of child molestation is someone close to or in the family... And yeah Arianna Grande fucked a guy who looks like her brother... And yeah Angelina Jolie and Trump be mouth kissing their brother and daughter (respectively and respectfully) and talk about how fuckable they are... And yeah they religion says that we started with 2 people and somehow exploded into 8 billion people without incest being necessary... But it's not incest OR pseudo incest... And you have to accept my interpretation of this... Or I don't have to accept your interpretation of anything."

Hym "Ok, well, to be fair... If Angelina Jolie was my sister you wouldn't in a million years be able to convince me incest was wrong and God forbid she wanted me to keep it a secret because I would Jamie Lannister the shit out of your kids if she told me to. And Elon's dad and I would have a lot in common if Ivanka was my step-daughter."
by Hym Iam February 25, 2025
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