not noot my sproot

when someone sucks ur penis

will you not noot my sproot pls

by VeryHydrated July 4, 2019

Experienced Noob

A player who has been playing for a long time but still plays like a noob.

Some Guy: You must be a pro in this game, I mean you've been playing for a long time now.
Player: Nah i'm just an experienced noob.

by Saburō May 4, 2020

Saqibullah Noorzai

a short kid with high ego who looks like a cookie and is very weak and he is so funny when he is angry and he gets pissed and never admits when he is in the wrong and he has to hide from cooie monster

look at Saqibullah Noorzai he is so short and looks like a cookie

Saqibullah Noorzai needs to hide from cookie monster

by shockwave3000 September 13, 2020

Christmas Noob

Refers to a kid that gets the new Call of Duty game for Christmas. They typically get destroyed in pub matches by the people that preordered the game.

Me: oh boy it’s that time of year where the christmas noobs raid the lobbies. oh wait there ain’t gonna be any christmas noobs because they added skill based matchmaking

by JarvisBanned December 16, 2020

Gooch noogie

Just like it sounds, a noogie on your gooch. Usually performed during sexual intercourse to heighten sensation of the male orgasm.

“Bro, last night my girlfriend ran her nuckles across my gooch like an olde tyme washboard! It was the best gooch noogie I’ve ever had!”

by KyTrCh January 12, 2021

danger noodle

A snek who is VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERYYYYYYYYY LONG AND DANGEROUS!

Person 1: Cool snake.
Person 2: Nah, it's a danger noodle.

by for40+yroldstrynalearninternet August 15, 2022

The Dirty Noob

It's what you call someone who has lost a competition in accordance to hair length.

"HAHA! Woodward you are The Dirty Noob! I won!"

by The Clean Noob June 15, 2009